BalletBob
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Miss Jones had Show and Tell, and held something up to the class. "Okay Betty, can you tell me, what this is?" Betty says, "That is a Shovel, Miss Jones" Miss Jones says, "Your right Betty. Miss Jones holds up another item. "Okay Bobby, can tell me what this is?" Bobby says, "That is a Rake, Miss Jones". Miss Jones says, "Your right Bobby" Miss Jones holds up one more item. "Okay Johnny, can you tell me what this is?" Johnny looks at it, and says, "I don't what that is Miss Jones". Miss Jones says, "This is a Hoe Johnny." Johnny says, "No Miss Jones, that can't be a hoe. My sister's a Hoe, and she doesn't look anything like that".
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