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Badass of the Week: Joseph Lozito - 8/27/2011 8:12:43 PM

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Badass of the Week: Joseph Lozito

Lozito then suddenly realizes the man is muttering to himself. No, worse. He's chanting. "You're going to die. You're going to die."

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As Gelman approaches, Lozito does the last thing the knife-wielding maniac expected – he attacks.

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Lozito looks his enemy in the eyes and unflinchingly tells him, "You've messed with the wrong guy. You'd better hope I die, because I'm coming to kill you."

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He remains one of the greatest examples of a regular guy being put in an insanely-shitty situation and proving to the world that he's a face-crushing badass.

Read the whole story. I'll never diss "professional wrestling" again.

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RE: Badass of the Week: Joseph Lozito - 8/27/2011 8:24:01 PM

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Seems like that should at least put him in the "badass of the month" club.

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RE: Badass of the Week: Joseph Lozito - 8/27/2011 8:38:33 PM

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That's a hell of a story. Well written too.

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RE: Badass of the Week: Joseph Lozito - 8/27/2011 8:45:01 PM

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Id love to see him get more opportunities to see MMA. Maybe be introduced to the crowd before being seated as a guest.

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RE: Badass of the Week: Joseph Lozito - 8/27/2011 9:18:02 PM

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Pretty awesome.

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RE: Badass of the Week: Joseph Lozito - 8/27/2011 10:07:09 PM

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That's a hell of a story. Well written too.

If I didn't know better...I'd swear Hanners wrote it....lol

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RE: Badass of the Week: Joseph Lozito - 8/28/2011 3:49:12 AM

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Happy endings like that bring a tear to my eye. Yay for Joseph!

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RE: Badass of the Week: Joseph Lozito - 8/28/2011 9:19:29 AM

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Id love to see him get more opportunities to see MMA. Maybe be introduced to the crowd before being seated as a guest.

That's a great idea! Maybe UFC 135 will be held in New York?

I can also imagine him playing the part of Big John McCarthy.
Are you ready? Are you ready? Let's get it onnnnnnnnn!
Similar to what his eyes must have been saying to Gelman.

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RE: Badass of the Week: Joseph Lozito - 8/28/2011 9:39:39 AM

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