babyfacedadult -> Dom from Pa (8/28/2011 11:25:32 AM)
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Hello all! When I was a small turtle me and my 3 brothers were playing what we thought was gak (that bright green goo from nikelodeon I have no fucking clue if that word is spelled right but I look forward to all the impending corrections so thank you) any who we were very young and had no way of knowing it was harmful chemical waste, thankfully a rat walked right through it and got us out. He took us home and over night he discovered we could all walk and talk including himself!!! He taught us many things over the years including kung fu and many many valuable life lessons.. Now I am no longer a teenager and although I have forgotten my kung fu I will never forget my most important lesson... (to find out what it is you have to be a female between the ages of 18-35. 5'8 or under and live close to my area.
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