BalletBob
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Johnny went to his father, and told him he was thinking of having sex, for the first time.
His father told him, to go to his Uncle Bob, since he was a expert in it.
Johnny goes to his Uncle Bob, and tells him he wants sex, for the first time.
So Uncle Bob gets 2 hotel rooms next to each other, and told Johnny he would tell him what to do, through the wall between the rooms.
So Johnny gets a hooker, and brings her back to the room. Uncle Bob puts his ear to the wall, and doesn't hear anything.
The hooker says she has to take a shower first, so Johnny just waits.
The hooker is taking so long in the shower, Johnny has to take a crap.
He can't get into the bathroom because the door is locked.
He looks around and finds a lose board in the floor.
After Johnny craps into the floor, he replaces the board.
The hooker finally comes out, and they start making out on the bed, with Uncle Bob still listening at the wall.
The hooker stops, and says Johnny has to find out, where that smell is coming from.
Johnny looks around, like he doesn't know where the crap is, and then finds a loose board in the floor.
He pick up the loose board and calls out, "There is shit in this hole!"
Uncle Bob then bangs on the wall and says, "Turn her over ! Turn her over!".
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