BalletBob
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A man is looking for a specific suit, and searches the whole city for it.
He gets to the last men's store, and sees the suit in the window.
He asks the man to try it on, and falls in love with it.
The sales man tells him is is lucky, and that is the last suit in town like that.
The sleeves are a little long, and the one shoulder is kind of big.
The salesman says they can alter it, but the man can't wait, and wants to wear it out of the store.
The salesman has an idea, and tells the man.
The salesman pulls up the left shoulder, and tells the man to put his chin on it, to keep it in place.
The salesman pulls the sleeves up, and tells the man to put his elbows at his side, to keep the sleeves in place.
The man asks about the pants, and the salesman gets them.
The man puts the pants on, and they are a little long.
The salesman pulls the legs of the pants up, and tells the man to put his knees together, to keep them in place.
The salesman tells the man to look in the mirror, and the man was so happy, the jacket looked perfect on him.
The man pays for the suit, and walks out the store.
As the man walks, he is keeping his knees together, his elbows at his side, and his chin on his left shoulder.
Two elderly women walk behind him, and the one says, "Ah, isn't that pathetic. That poor man".
The other lady says, "Yes, but doesn't that suit, look good on him?"
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