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coookie -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 9:43:56 PM)

haha so dick and gay dont really go together at all



LadyPact -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 9:51:27 PM)

To answer your question, I'd say you were bisexual.

Dude, you really do need to get a grip.  Meaning one besides the one on your penis over your fantasies.  If you really want to have an encounter, get involved with the groups in San Diego and meet some people.  However, don't approach it like you are here, behaving like some horny frat boy.  This isn't exactly a meat market site.



SailingBum -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 9:52:49 PM)

Ive always heard one of the signs that your gay... Is a deep pounding sensation in your ass.

BadOne



HeatherMcLeather -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 9:58:36 PM)

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Ive always heard one of the signs that your gay... Is a deep pounding sensation in your ass.
I always thought it was a lingering fishy taste in your mouth that was the give away.



StudwhoDoms -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 10:14:06 PM)

Strapons Def.are amazing.



HannahLynHeather -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 10:53:31 PM)

fucking right they are, they render a man completely fucking superfluous.



seekingreality -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 11:45:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: surfingsub

I have been craving cock lately. I want to be collared.by a woman. But can't stop thinking of penis. I'm not attracted to men at all. Just love Dick. Am I gay? What's my problem? I don't want to do.anything other then plY with Dick. Big cock makes me horny and I love them bigger than mine.


If you've actually been with a man, yup, you're probably gay.

If you've never actually been with a man, you're just probably just whacking off and wouldn't like it in real life.



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: am i gay? (8/30/2011 4:28:22 AM)


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ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel

No biggy.

I am used to message boards with threading built in from the base code. Sometimes it's a little bit tricky to know who is talking to whom on this site. As you can imagine, if this is tricky for me - I frelling HATE FaceBook.

Actually now that I've worked myself up, someone hand me my lightsaber. I'm going to go pay Mark Zuckerberg a visit. And then maybe Jeff Bezos.


~hands MN a lightsaber~ Oh and pics or it didn't happen [;)]



Buzzzz -> RE: am i gay? (8/30/2011 5:12:34 AM)

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Ive always heard one of the signs that your gay... Is a deep pounding sensation in your ass. I always thought it was a lingering fishy taste in your mouth that was the give away.



I thought the 1st signs were "a warm breath in the back of your neck followed by a sharp pain in your lower back area" ;)



Endivius -> RE: am i gay? (8/30/2011 6:12:34 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Buzzzz

I thought the 1st signs were "a warm breath in the back of your neck followed by a sharp pain in your lower back area" ;)



No that's called a sciatica.



poise -> RE: am i gay? (8/30/2011 6:20:38 AM)

Wow, this is a whole new ploy! Well done, surfing sub.
Usually, men just send their cock shots to random women, hoping to impress.
But nooooooo....here you have developed a scenario with enough detailed
information about your cock in the hopes that one lady might even ask to see it.

Fess up. This has nothing to do with you being gay and more to do with trying
to shine a spotlight on your cock. I'm on to you! [8|]



ElBorba -> RE: am i gay? (8/30/2011 3:35:33 PM)

Wow, this is a whole new ploy! Well done, surfing sub.
Usually, men just send their cock shots to random women, hoping to impress.
But nooooooo....here you have developed a scenario with enough detailed
information about your cock in the hopes that one lady might even ask to see it.

Fess up. This has nothing to do with you being gay and more to do with trying
to shine a spotlight on your cock. I'm on to you!

------------------

This . . .



LanceHughes -> RE: am i gay? (8/30/2011 3:44:12 PM)

If you have to ask, NOPE! Nada, zip, zero, etc.

Ask just about any gay person and they'll tell you they knew they were gay from as far back as they can remember.

Does liking cock make you gay?  Not that I can tell.  Some gay men like to suck, others don't.  <Lance's first lover didn't like to get sucked.> 

For definiton of "gay," I'd suggest going with the show tunes.  LOL!

As to whether you can find a Domme that will "force" you to suck dick....... OMG, this will be string / thread number 84 gazillion, 952 bazillion, and twelve on that topic - namaely "forced bi."

AND, OP, you never told us what you wanted to "do" with the cocks you so like.... Look, suck, smell? Naked, pants, boxers, swim-suits, speedos? All we have is "craving" and "play."  Not much to go on.  "Big cock makes you horny."  :::SIGH::: They come in all sizes and colors, y'know?

I suggest porn as did somebody above.

-------------------------------
And once again, Lance adds a tag line from his signature block........

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't." Erica Jong



GreedyTop -> RE: am i gay? (8/30/2011 3:45:53 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ElBorba

Wow, this is a whole new ploy! Well done, surfing sub.
Usually, men just send their cock shots to random women, hoping to impress.
But nooooooo....here you have developed a scenario with enough detailed
information about your cock in the hopes that one lady might even ask to see it.

Fess up. This has nothing to do with you being gay and more to do with trying
to shine a spotlight on your cock. I'm on to you!

------------------

This . . .





*snerk* love the avatar!



PeonForHer -> RE: am i gay? (8/30/2011 4:00:19 PM)

Ask yourself 'Why should I care'. When you've finished asking that, ask yourself 'Why should I care?' And when you've finished asking that, ask yourself 'Why should I care?' . . . And carry on doing that, every day, till you're bored out of your mind with the answers.

Then, go out and suck a dick, enjoy it, and know that you won't end up on your death bed thinking, 'I always wanted to do that, but I didn't, because of what nameless people might think, nameless people who'd probably never know or care anyway'.

Don't waste your life failing to do things that you want to do, matey.



MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: am i gay? (8/30/2011 4:05:54 PM)

Lance,

You appear to have contradicted yourself.

First you say, "No" but the quote from your sig says, "Probably."

At least that's how I read it. Sometimes text doesn't come across as clearly as speech.



Arpig -> RE: am i gay? (8/30/2011 4:32:33 PM)

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nameless people who'd probably never know or care anyway'.
But we know now.....

However, to be fair , you are right....we truely and deeply do not care. [:D]

Like Peon said, go suck one, get fucked by one, or do whatever the Hell it is you want to do with one and enjoy life. Before you know it you'll be old, fat, and ugly and nobody but you will want to touch you or be touched by you. Grab it now while you can dude, because it isn't going to wait for you.



Aileen1968 -> RE: am i gay? (8/30/2011 4:38:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: surfingsub

I have been craving cock lately.


Yes, you are gay.
I don't know of a single heterosexual man who has ever uttered that line either aloud or in his head.



Aresidora -> RE: am i gay? (8/30/2011 8:07:49 PM)

I always like to say that your not gay if its a woman thats putting the object up your ass :)



CelticPrince -> RE: am i gay? (8/31/2011 4:28:10 AM)

quote:

I have been craving cock lately. I want to be collared.by a woman. But can't stop thinking of penis. I'm not attracted to men at all. Just love Dick. Am I gay? What's my problem? I don't want to do.anything other then plY with Dick. Big cock makes me horny and I love them bigger than mine.


ss

Aileen1968 siad it best.

CP



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