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elkashif -> who want real slave do any thing (8/30/2011 8:59:10 AM)
HIIII my name mohamed from egypt my dream to be slave for women forever i can do all thing for servent my misstress i am ready to anything if you want me to me slave husband i am agree if you want me to be slave for your home and servent you i am agree if you want rent me slave for women i am agree i am ready to give my life for any women want from be to be slave for here i can do cleaning liked feet chose ass drink your bee human toulit fuked me strapon riding me pain me every tning can i do my mail [email removed] skype [skype removed]

ResidentSadist -> RE: who want real slave do any thing (8/30/2011 10:00:09 AM)
"drink your bee" - Don't drink the bees dude, you'll end starring in an episode of 1000 Ways To Die! Did you repost your email and skype after VideoAdminSigma removed them?

poise -> RE: who want real slave do any thing (8/30/2011 10:03:10 AM)
Persistence is charming, isn't it? [8D]

myotherself -> RE: who want real slave do any thing (8/30/2011 10:03:13 AM)
RS - I thought more of you than this. OP - DRINK THE BEES!!!!

mnottertail -> RE: who want real slave do any thing (8/30/2011 10:13:34 AM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeGtaSWzFRA Mit der bees knees

Daddysredhead -> RE: who want real slave do any thing (8/30/2011 10:19:45 AM)
OMFGOSH!!!!!!!!!!!! I am snorting... please, someone help me!!! [:D] I needed this so badly, thank you, thank you, thank you. [;)] I really am wondering why the OP "chose ass" if he "liked feet." Maybe that's his way of showing his twueness, by denying himself his heart's desire. nods RS - I swear, I love you in ways only a masochist could!!!! [:D]

SuperHappyTime -> RE: who want real slave do any thing (8/30/2011 10:20:04 AM)
Fooling around with bees is never good, as Eddie Izzard will tell you ;o)

JanahX -> RE: who want real slave do any thing (8/30/2011 10:20:20 AM)
How are those marriage proposals treating you? Are you having to sort through them all? I bet that is taking up tons of your time. [sm=welcomewave.gif]

ResidentSadist -> RE: who want real slave do any thing (8/30/2011 10:20:31 AM)
OK pizza-bunny, you caught me trying to be politically correct. What I should have said was: 1st we tie him up on a cart with wheels and cram a hose with a funnel into the OP's stomach. Next we pour copious amounts of honey into him and remove hose & funnel. Then pry his mouth open with an esophageal spreader and wheel him over to a beehive. That way he can feel the bees slowly crawling down his throat instead of quickly swigging them down in a drink.

myotherself -> RE: who want real slave do any thing (8/30/2011 10:22:50 AM)
..that's the RS we know and love! All is right with my world [:D]

Daddysredhead -> RE: who want real slave do any thing (8/30/2011 10:25:23 AM)
quote: If I say "bless yer heart" it means I think you're a twat. I'm just too polite to say so. Cool!!! The fuzzbutt is "Southern" [sm=highfive.gif]

myotherself -> RE: who want real slave do any thing (8/30/2011 10:26:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead quote: If I say "bless yer heart" it means I think you're a twat. I'm just too polite to say so. Cool!!! The fuzzbutt is "Southern" [sm=highfive.gif] NOOOOOO!!!!!! I am a true (British) Northerner who has sadly been led astray by Southerners [:(]

Daddysredhead -> RE: who want real slave do any thing (8/30/2011 10:36:39 AM)
Aww, lil bunny britches, it's ok. My pedigree is British, German and Dutch. It's ok to be led astray by Southerners... we have a certain "charm." [;)] [8D]

myotherself -> RE: who want real slave do any thing (8/30/2011 10:37:41 AM)
...actually you have alcohol. [:D]

Daddysredhead -> RE: who want real slave do any thing (8/30/2011 10:42:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself ...actually you have alcohol. [:D] Ahh, the "drink"... it's charming, no? [:D]

Daddysredhead -> RE: who want real slave do any thing (8/30/2011 10:44:28 AM)
elkashif, do you do windows? car detailing? how about heavy lifting?

myotherself -> RE: who want real slave do any thing (8/30/2011 10:45:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Ahh, the "drink"... it's charming, no? [:D] free drink is ALWAYS charming [:D]

ResidentSadist -> RE: who want real slave do any thing (8/30/2011 11:10:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself ..that's the RS we know and love! All is right with my world [:D] So now I finally get a piece of that pizza? [image]local://upfiles/390966/937569E7436A43FFAFE2A086EF2C65A1.jpg[/image]

myotherself -> RE: who want real slave do any thing (8/30/2011 11:11:53 AM)
Oh my....!! fapfapfap Would you like some...pepper...with that slice?

Daddysredhead -> RE: who want real slave do any thing (8/30/2011 11:18:37 AM)
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! [:D]

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