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hello all - 8/30/2011 9:28:21 AM   
castawaydreamer


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below is my profile from an "adult" dating site

Before we begin, MORON SCAMMERS--DO NOT BOTHER ! An IQ of 140 is considered genius, mine is 206. No one on this earth has the SLIGHTEST hope of success, don't waste my time or yours in the attempt.

Now,


Here's where the "brady bunch" type girls run screaming, lmao
and also why i don't do much "proactive" contacting,i realize that (i'd guess) at least 95 % of women reading this will instantly think "next ! ",but that's ok , in fact , that's the idea,there's little point in wasting either my time , or the time of any woman that is not at least as close to "out there " as i am,i choose to lay ALL the cards out there right up front,be not misled however , the heart is of more importance to me than anything else , i am looking for a life companion, i simply need one as unfettered by the hang ups imposed on the minds of most by our hung up , Victorian society as i am...i'm sure i'd be more of a "fit" in one of the more socially liberal countries of Europe, but alas , i was born here. Age , race , nationality , children or not , are irrelevant ,such things don't matter to me,and again , don't misunderstand,just because i am, and ,want a "freak" like me , does NOT mean i am one of those men that just sees a body , that has little respect for a woman, quite the opposite,there are few women that will admit , even to themselves that they would enjoy such a lifestyle,and of those that will, there are even fewer that can conceive of a male that is not too immature, insecure, and jealous to handle having what the THINK they want, such ladies are, in my opinion to be respected,treasured..and in 98 % of cases , they are right to be apprehensive,nearly all men want to meet a "slut", and love that about them but once they start seeing themselves as part of a "couple" then the insecurity and jealousy begin. I feel sorry for women as a whole, because from what i've seen , human males suck,thank god for the mutant dna or i'd BE one !.aaaagh !;-) lol .
I’m looking for:
what i'm looking for
hmm well honestly ?.."ideally"....my "perfect woman " ?..a complete "b+d "tied up" gangbang freak"...a "lets make our own website fill it with some GOOD pics, vids, etc"..."lets start our own little empire by taking control of guys AND girls with pure freakiness"...a woman unafraid to blast her nips in someone's face and make them want her so bad they'll do anything to be included in our little freaky world .
certainly not a "MUST", but definitely icing on the cake dead serious....and you don't have to be "barbie"...but in all honesty if you're as wide as tall, don't bother....also, in all honesty i am NOT one of the idiot males that has no emotion....i feel quite deeply and unashamedly..i can ACTUALLY COMMUNICATE! (gasp) !...i know it's difficult to imagine (lol)...i'm glad to take some more pics (webcam) if desired....kids are no problem...guess that's about it . have a good one ;-)
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RE: hello all - 8/30/2011 9:37:51 AM   
JanahX


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quote:

Before we begin, MORON SCAMMERS--DO NOT BOTHER ! An IQ of 140 is considered genius, mine is 206. No one on this earth has the SLIGHTEST hope of success, don't waste my time or yours in the attempt.


thats awesome. really, im glad you gave FAIR WARNING

I didnt even bother to read the rest, for Im sure my lower IQ wouldnt comprehend a statement from such a GENIUS.

keep that baseball bat ready... Im sure you have to keep the sub/slaves from tearing down your door in WEST VIRGINIA.

OH ....and WELCOME !!!

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RE: hello all - 8/30/2011 9:43:16 AM   
windchymes


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< Message edited by windchymes -- 8/30/2011 9:46:02 AM >

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RE: hello all - 8/30/2011 9:46:51 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Jesus, my IQ is about 13. My cock is about half of that or less. But I can use a space bar, and way way way less commas.

But welcome anyhow.

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RE: hello all - 8/30/2011 9:48:11 AM   
poise


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quote:

ORIGINAL: castawaydreamer

castawaydreamer aol.

below is my profile from an "adult" dating site

Before we begin, MORON SCAMMERS--DO NOT BOTHER ! An IQ of 140 is
considered genius, mine is 206. No one on this earth has the SLIGHTEST
hope of success, don't waste my time or yours in the attempt.

Now,


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Welcome to the Collarme Forum, a place dedicated for discussion,
not personal advertisements. You'd think with an IQ such as yours,
that would have been apparent.



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RE: hello all - 8/30/2011 9:48:15 AM   
myotherself


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Status: offline 		It's ok Ron - I prefer 'em dumb and not hung.

Makes the blowin' a little easier on the jawbone, if you catch my drift *snickers*

Oh, and welcome OP...

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RE: hello all - 8/30/2011 9:48:23 AM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		Sorry castaway, you've been on that island far too long. Isolation isn't always a good thing.

You are no Tom Hanks.

Him I would take and do. You, well, I would be worried you would always be in my tin foil drawer.


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RE: hello all - 8/30/2011 9:49:58 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		WILSOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

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RE: hello all - 8/30/2011 11:33:25 AM   
ashjor911


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Status: offline 		I am going to be polite again & say JUST: Welcome To CM


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RE: hello all - 8/30/2011 11:37:47 AM   
SoulAlloy


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Status: offline 		Welcome :)

Kind of curious about the mutant DNA I have to say...

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RE: hello all - 8/30/2011 11:40:49 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		I was immediately reminded of the Tap Tap thread.

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RE: hello all - 8/30/2011 11:43:00 AM   
Hillwilliam


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Wile E Coyote........Genius.



BEEPBEEP pZAAAAAAAAAANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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RE: hello all - 8/30/2011 1:33:13 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		I thought it was Wile E Coyote Suuuuuuuuper Genius!

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RE: hello all - 8/30/2011 4:05:27 PM   
lizi


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ORIGINAL: castawaydreamer

...a woman unafraid to blast her nips in someone's face ....


Hahahaha....oh my. Honestly that just made me laugh out loud and scared the bejeezus out of the cats. What the heck? Do the nipples survive this blasting process? I think that's important to know. I mean if she's got to go out blasting them helter skelter and wreak havoc on men everywhere...
I've never thought of breasts as weapons of mass destruction before. They used to seem to be rather kindly souls, awaiting random appreciation...no longer! In fact I think our military should look into this previously unknown aggressive facet of nipples...who knew!

Sigh, ok, I'm more settled now. Hey...welcome OP and good luck. I'm sure any woman who happens to like blasting people with her breasts will be in contact shortly.

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RE: hello all - 8/30/2011 4:07:06 PM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		Lizi is very lucky I am far passed the stage of nursing! I could blast her with a nipple! 

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RE: hello all - 8/30/2011 4:13:09 PM   
lizi


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Status: offline 		  eeeek! Lockit of the raging nipples!
Honestly, could you see the proposal hitting military leader's desks everywhere to hire nursing mothers for our front lines? Because I hear you, I could've gotten some serious yardage with my own blasting back in the day when I was feeding the bambinos.

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RE: hello all - 8/30/2011 4:16:30 PM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		ROFL! Nursing mothers unite! Uncle Sam needs YOU!

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RE: hello all - 8/30/2011 4:17:41 PM   
hardcybermaster


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Status: offline 		give the guy a break. It was a simple typo, we've all done it.
He was trying to type 20.6, not 206

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RE: hello all - 8/30/2011 5:03:15 PM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		I am not a super genius.  But then again, I am able to write so that I make sense.  Ya can't have everything.

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RE: hello all - 8/30/2011 5:25:11 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		damn you both, Lizi and Lockit!! The cats now wont come near me....

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