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FirmhandKY -> RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... (9/1/2011 10:25:03 AM)
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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes
Lance wants to bring this back on topic:
Gilda: What's this about Canada warning us not to buy 'fresh' seamen online?
Now, I've always thought that Craig's List was a pretty good place to find seamen. The main problem is that there are not too many seamen on the Colorado Craigs List, what with us being in the Rocky Mountains and all. The main body of water (which runs through Denver) is called the Platte River. HA! Coming from the Midwest, that's hardly a creek.
But to get back to the seamen, there's plenty of Air Force uniforms, especially when the AF Academy is on Spring Break, so there are some uniforms including the Navy and Marine recruiters that work downtown. Fun to sit near their offices and watch them at lunch time. Those Marines are quite the turn-on.
And if seamen advertise on Craig's List, well they don't "sell" themselves. Now that would be a man-whore (sorry, wolf2bear) and illegal. So, I'm not sure what Canada is worried about.... Fresh seamen here in Denver? Sure, bring them on!
Chevy, interrupting: Miss Litella, er... Emily.... That's spelled S-E-M-E-N, not S-E-A-M-E-N.
Gilda, to camera: Nevermind
You know ... you have to be a certain age to "get" this ^ ... [:)]
"Jane, you ignorant slut!"
Firm
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