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Sex On Sundays - 8/31/2011 1:23:31 PM

poise

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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old
grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother
that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking
for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church
bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
"He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

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RE: Sex On Sundays - 8/31/2011 1:40:04 PM

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RE: Sex On Sundays - 9/1/2011 12:13:33 AM

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