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long journey - what to do? - 8/31/2011 1:44:11 PM   
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I have a 5 hr car journey at the end of the week back home and am wanting any dares/tasks etc that will break up the journey and make it a bit more interesting - nothing illegal or that will affect my driving, but something that will keep me horny, or take care of my horniness. Into cbt and happy to post pics/vids that I can take on my phone.
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RE: long journey - what to do? - 8/31/2011 1:46:44 PM   
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I dare you to get lots of rest before the drive, actually pay attention to the road, and leave your cell phone off while you're behind the wheel.  

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RE: long journey - what to do? - 8/31/2011 1:48:23 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: cbtallday

I have a 5 hr car journey at the end of the week back home and am wanting any dares/tasks etc that will
break up the journey and make it a bit more interesting - nothing illegal or that will affect my driving, but
something that will keep me horny, or take care of my horniness. Into cbt and happy to post pics/vids that
I can take on my phone.


I'm of the opinion that friends don't let friends drive while horny. I feel that if you are so selfishly
focussed on your horniness, you aren't paying enough attention to the road.
With this being a holiday weekend as well, there are more potential victims out there.

Therefore, my dare if for you to make the whole trip without thinking about sex.

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RE: long journey - what to do? - 8/31/2011 1:52:08 PM   
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I dare you to smash into a police officer's car.



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RE: long journey - what to do? - 8/31/2011 1:55:49 PM   
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Just to clarify - I mean something that will not put me or other drivers at risk - e.g. in layby etc - not while driving! - not that dumb

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RE: long journey - what to do? - 8/31/2011 1:59:39 PM   
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Again..sorry, but if you can't come up with any ideas of your own on how best to
play with your own pecker, than the length of your journey is the least of your worries.

Honk Honk.

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RE: long journey - what to do? - 8/31/2011 2:04:38 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: cbtallday

I have a 5 hr car journey at the end of the week back home and am wanting any dares/tasks etc that will break up the journey and make it a bit more interesting - nothing illegal or that will affect my driving, but something that will keep me horny, or take care of my horniness. Into cbt and happy to post pics/vids that I can take on my phone.


Fucking WALK then.


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RE: long journey - what to do? - 8/31/2011 2:14:01 PM   
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jack off before you leave so you won't have this little problem on your drive home.
Put some ice down your pants to cool you off on the way home. I doubt you'll have a problem with horniness then.



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RE: long journey - what to do? - 8/31/2011 2:23:38 PM   
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Oh oh ohhhhhhhhhh I knowwwwwww!!!!!!

Every time you stop, get one of the largest icy drinks they have and the largest of the coffees. When you get back in the car, immediately dump the steaming hot coffee into your lap before getting back onto the road. When you are finished screaming bloody murder, dump the large icy drink into your lap.

Get back out of the car, do the happy dance 10 times around the car. Then get back in, begin driving after you've come to your senses, and repeat next stop.


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RE: long journey - what to do? - 8/31/2011 3:23:36 PM   
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Wow, this is starting to look like the mistress forum. lol Nothing like sharing eh? 

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RE: long journey - what to do? - 8/31/2011 5:20:59 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: cbtallday
I have a 5 hr car journey at the end of the week back home and am wanting any dares/tasks etc that will break up the journey and make it a bit more interesting - nothing illegal or that will affect my driving, but something that will keep me horny, or take care of my horniness. Into cbt and happy to post pics/vids that I can take on my phone.

First off, NO we don't want pics or vids from your phone.  2nd, you're 24 and haven't figured out enough ways to play with your pud without asking some strangers about it?  Of course you're going to get ridiculous answers.  We don't know you from Tom, Dick or Hairy (pun intended), why should we care what you do on that 5 hr drive?  Huh? Huh? Huh? 

Get a clue, drive the damn 5 hour time and get there in one piece without having to stop every hour to jerk off.  I'm sure the people stopped in the area won't want to have to listen to you or figure out what you're doing.  Seems that might also attract some unwanted police attention. 


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RE: long journey - what to do? - 8/31/2011 5:58:39 PM   
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take a really sharp knife and cut your cock and balls off and eat them.

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RE: long journey - what to do? - 8/31/2011 6:46:47 PM   
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Wow. I know the post is moronic but some of the replies are harsh.

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RE: long journey - what to do? - 8/31/2011 6:53:01 PM   
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Do you have auto windows?

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RE: long journey - what to do? - 8/31/2011 8:50:10 PM   
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Usually when I am on a long trip I try to find the most obnoxious radio station I can, it's a contest for me and my daughter.  When we went out of town a few weeks ago we found one that played non-stop, poor-quality polka!

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RE: long journey - what to do? - 8/31/2011 10:30:20 PM   
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Download a porno book from audible, plug in your iPod, and listen to it on your trio. Or was that too simple? Oh, be sure and turn it off if a cop pulls you over.


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RE: long journey - what to do? - 9/1/2011 9:10:45 AM   
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true story.
I was driving in southern Ca on a street that has some sharp curves and plenty of stop lights. I was in my dad's LTD, which was a large car and very sturdy. The speed limit on that street was 35 MPH and had a fair share of traffic at that hour of the day. As I enter the curve I see all the traffic has suddenly slowed down to a stop. It was a quick stop for me because that particular curve is blind, but I had good brakes and quick reflexes, I stopped without a problem.

The guy behind me, in a beautiful rebuilt 1965 Mustang did not. He slammed into my rear hard. It made my neck snap back and left me sore for a few days and the bumper on my car had a couple of scratches. The Mustang was not so lucky. The entire hood, engine, front lights was pushed in and the couple inside were dazed. Dazed enough that when he came out of the car his zipper was still open. She stood there crying and looked a bit panicked because the car belonged to her father, the chief of police in that city.

IDK... maybe it is just me but if you are going to be driving maybe you want to keep your mind on driving not on your dick.

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RE: long journey - what to do? - 9/1/2011 9:13:08 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: fallon0627

Wow. I know the post is moronic but some of the replies are harsh.


One word for you.

Sadists


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RE: long journey - what to do? - 9/1/2011 9:13:53 AM   
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Woulda loved to be a fly on the wall when she tried to explain what happened to daddy's Mustang.    And if I'da been the boyfriend, I woulda been out of town so fast, my body woulda been trying to catch up to my feet. 

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RE: long journey - what to do? - 9/1/2011 9:18:23 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: fallon0627
Wow. I know the post is moronic but some of the replies are harsh.

One word for you.

Sadists

Two words for you: wank fodder.


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