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britcrucio -> How to meet dirty lasses on 'tinterwebnet (9/1/2011 1:50:19 PM)
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Now - many folk sit in their Y-fronts in front of their computers boring the world with stories of how they can't meet lasses and when they send 'em a message they get nowt back or at best a simple bugger off.
I dipped me toe in and out of the scene for a few years now and i've nowt but good times, so tha thought it best to share some of me experiences with mucky lasses.
One thing that thee can be pretty sure of on this site that the lasses are as filthy as poo. or they are weird blokes - pretending to be lasses playing with their little man tails because they don't have any social skills. Or they are just a bit odd.
Nowt wrong with odd though....again, summat we all have in common. And I suppose it’s subjective.
Now the first rule, when you’re trying to talk to lasses, it’s pretty simple; Don’t be a cock. You wouldn’t go up to a lass in’t pub and say “suck me plumbs ya daft numpty”. You might, but I’m guessing you success rate is smaller than an umpa lumpas todger. This can be summed up with the acronym DBAC “Don’t be a cock”
Second rule is have summat to say. If you send the same shit to 300 lasses you not gonna impress them, I would liken this to standing outside the Ladies...or the ladies Bathroom for our American friends....and saying “hi, do you come here often”.....
Don’t send em a picture of your cock. It’s not big and it’s not clever. You wouldn’t turn up on a first date with a bow round your chopper, a bunch of roses and a daft grin on ya face.
Txt spk mks u luk like a cnt.
So if ya get chatting to a lass, there’s no need to talk about thee genitals, as proud of them as you are, it’s nice to get to know someone before you meet. Then when you do, it’ll be a much better experience for all involved.
Don’t send ‘em a picture from 10 years ago and not expect to be a little surprised by your middle aged spread.
Don’t wear a wig or have a comb-over. It’s just a good rule to have in life.
Safety first, safety second.
Just a few tips to help those in need of a bit of help.
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