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outhere69 -> RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. (9/3/2011 6:34:07 PM)
Lookie! Where ya been, besides deciding on this new career path?

Endivius -> RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. (9/3/2011 6:45:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis quote: ORIGINAL: Endivius so basically your clients will be Ugos and geriatrics. Enjoy. Please can you elaborate on what is wrong with the geriatric crowd? Because I'm reading this as sarcasm. Y'all should be thrilled to have an old lady, IMNSHO. Obviously I dont want to break something on her and have to explain to the EMT why there's a 70 year old woman wearing kink gear on the floor. Plus, I don't want to have to keep up with all the meds they have to take. "Ok pet, that's two nitro pills, one beta blocker, and a couple of bayer; what are you missing?"

LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. (9/3/2011 7:56:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Endivius quote: ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis quote: ORIGINAL: Endivius so basically your clients will be Ugos and geriatrics. Enjoy. Please can you elaborate on what is wrong with the geriatric crowd? Because I'm reading this as sarcasm. Y'all should be thrilled to have an old lady, IMNSHO. Obviously I dont want to break something on her and have to explain to the EMT why there's a 70 year old woman wearing kink gear on the floor. Plus, I don't want to have to keep up with all the meds they have to take. "Ok pet, that's two nitro pills, one beta blocker, and a couple of bayer; what are you missing?" ROFLMAO!!! You've not had an older woman, have you??? We don't break all that easily nor do we take any more meds than anyone else. But you keep thinking that way. The other young men in my life are thanking you for not taking up the time of someone like me. [:D]

HannahLynHeather -> RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. (9/4/2011 12:46:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis quote: ORIGINAL: Endivius so basically your clients will be Ugos and geriatrics. Enjoy. Please can you elaborate on what is wrong with the geriatric crowd? Because I'm reading this as sarcasm. Y'all should be thrilled to have an old lady, IMNSHO. fuck worrying about geriatrics, i want to know how the fuck he thinks lookie is going to fuck a serbian car. [:D][:D]

KnightofAris -> RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. (9/4/2011 7:05:17 PM)
Alright maybe I should narrow down the parameters of what I'm thinking before stating my statement that I posted in regard to myself entering the idea of whoredom. I think maybe a long term personal services contract stating exactly what I will and would not do and for exactly how much. i would be so much better if the world did have places like in some works of erotica then maybe I wouldnt be all messed up on just where I'm going in this world.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. (9/4/2011 10:02:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subinchico I'd love to become a whore too! I'm male and have no knowledge or support on becoming one. I've never even met a male whore. Any advice? I can help with that. $29.95, I send a small (but highly informative) little booklet. Upon reading it, there's a test at the very end. Only one question on the test: "Are you now a male whore?" (psssssst....correct answer: "Yes I AM!"). I send a certificate. You're a whore. (What could be simpler?).

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. (9/4/2011 10:05:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mummyman321 Now....if you are going to do it right you need to use the correct terminology. Gigolo ! Using the word gigolo, you can charge more money LOL! Excellent point (and clearly a well informed person). Whore is 101. $29.95. Gigolo is 201. $109.95 (but the certificate is nicer looking).

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. (9/4/2011 10:07:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: outhere69 Lookie! Where ya been, besides deciding on this new career path? Same old shit, working on my anti grav machine....almost got it dialed in....it's pretty fucking cool actually. I'll tell you what....based on what I've seen so far in some of my tests....quite a bit of that shit on Google Earth is just flat out made up in some building somewhere.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. (9/5/2011 8:15:21 AM)
Where's my capybara, JJ?

LanceHughes -> RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. (9/5/2011 8:26:10 AM)
Gay Leather Dom here. For the same reason I can't seem to break into the MaleDom business. Men wanting to play / fuck / sub / Dom other men simply put an ad on Craig's list - even the listing is free, for christ's sake. Define your target market - in my case, can't get any flavor of man to pay, so I'm thinking female subs that want a guaranteed sex-free BDSM experience.

sunshinemiss -> RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. (9/5/2011 8:45:24 AM)
quote: guaranteed sex-free BDSM experience. What dictionary are you looking up "whore" and "gigolo" in there Lance?

LanceHughes -> RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. (9/5/2011 5:25:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss quote: guaranteed sex-free BDSM experience. What dictionary are you looking up "whore" and "gigolo" in there Lance? Ahhhhh, I see your point, sunshinemiss. I got distracted by the thought of "easy money," which is, of course, the hope of the OP. Actually, I've considered the "Cruise host" idea. There are a small number of gracious, witty male dancers that are hired to go on cruises to be companions - STRICTLY companions - for some of the unattached ladies of a certain age. HMMMmmmm, maybe I'll wear some sort of BDSM identifying sign.... Black badanna in the breast pocket of my tux? I like that idea. Maybe a small pin: "Bite me, beat me, make me write bad checks." No.... that's the reverse.... AH! Button says: "Ask me about BDSM." LOL!

SuzeCheri -> RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. (9/5/2011 5:54:36 PM)
Or just wear those leather pants.

TheShrew -> RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. (9/5/2011 6:02:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subinchico I'd love to become a whore too! Any advice? quote: ORIGINAL: Epytropos Take deep breaths and suppress the gag reflex. THIS!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. (9/5/2011 7:00:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Where's my capybara, JJ? He's stealing all the cat food in the house and he's shit on my floor three times since last Thursday. (I think he can't fit through the cat door....and his butt's too big to shit in the cat box). That's what I'm going with.

Wolf2Bear -> RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. (9/5/2011 7:17:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subinchico I'd love to become a whore too! I'm male and have no knowledge or support on becoming one. I've never even met a male whore. Any advice? Advertise in Xtra magazine and the competitive rates for male escorts is base rate of approx $200.00 just for them to show up, all else is negotiated [:)] Decide if you are doing only out calls or in calls or both!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. (9/5/2011 7:28:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear quote: ORIGINAL: subinchico I'd love to become a whore too! I'm male and have no knowledge or support on becoming one. I've never even met a male whore. Any advice? Advertise in Xtra magazine and the competitive rates for male escorts is base rate of approx $200.00 just for them to show up, all else is negotiated [:)] Decide if you are doing only out calls or in calls or both! I would do on call...calls....up front money....I think there'd be a premium mandated for that. I'm not entirely certain how many wimmens would be looking for an overweight, balding middle aged man, but I'm thinking the net gives me odds.

LanceHughes -> RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. (9/5/2011 7:28:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SuzeCheri Or just wear those leather pants. Thanks for reminding me..... I did just that in a leather bar in Chicago. Black leather CHAPS over black 501's with tux coat, shirt and tie. Quite the ...... er..... hit.

LanceHughes -> RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. (9/5/2011 7:30:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear quote: ORIGINAL: subinchico I'd love to become a whore too! I'm male and have no knowledge or support on becoming one. I've never even met a male whore. Any advice? Advertise in Xtra magazine and the competitive rates for male escorts is base rate of approx $200.00 just for them to show up, all else is negotiated [:)] Decide if you are doing only out calls or in calls or both! I just KNEW w2b would have the answer. LOL!

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. (9/5/2011 7:38:00 PM)
Capys are vegetarians!! And they do too use a box un les you've been neglecting them shamefully!!

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