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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/5/2011 8:15:54 PM

Wolf2Bear

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I'd love to become a whore too! I'm male and have no knowledge or support on becoming one. I've never even met a male whore. Any advice?

Advertise in Xtra magazine and the competitive rates for male escorts is base rate of approx $200.00 just for them to show up, all else is negotiated Decide if you are doing only out calls or in calls or both!

I just KNEW w2b would have the answer. LOL!

*grinz*

Well if I was 30 years younger....I probably would whore myself out!!!!

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/5/2011 8:38:23 PM

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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

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ORIGINAL: subinchico
I'd love to become a whore too! I'm male and have no knowledge or support on becoming one. I've never even met a male whore. Any advice?

Advertise in Xtra magazine and the competitive rates for male escorts is base rate of approx $200.00 just for them to show up, all else is negotiated Decide if you are doing only out calls or in calls or both!

I just KNEW w2b would have the answer. LOL!

*grinz*

Well if I was 30 years younger....I probably would whore myself out!!!!

I thought we had agreed in StL (in March) that I was going to pimp you out. LOL!

Looked up that Xtra Magazine..... Yeah, right, like I'm going to get "clients" from Canada to come to Denver.... Oh, wait! I can see the copy now.
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Mr.G will present references from around the world, detailing the quality of his services. You need not be afraid to make an apppointment with him in Denver on your business or vacation trip.

Out Calls only, but he will bring his own 'toy bag' so that you will have the best BDSM experience possible without dealing with TSA "thugs" at the airport (or whether your own pair of handcuffs will push you over the weight limit of checked baggage.)

$150 / hour for Downtown hotels, $175 for DTC, and $200 for any other Denver Metro location. Buy two hours and get third hour at half off.

Castle Rock, Colorado Springs, Greeley and all other front range cities: 3 hour minimum which includes travel time. Mountain towns, (Vail, Aspen and such) 1 hour per thousand feet above Denver with a four hour minimum. No specials apply except coupon from Xtra Magazine as published in Canada.

Arrangments can be made for a third person at reasonable rates.

Book (45 pages) of references makes wonderful J.O. material at $75 per copy. Updated annually: Always fresh! Always HOT! Always TRUE! Discrete delivery to your hotel room available at $25.

No checks. Credit / Debit Card billing discretly charged as "Denver Siteseeing," with appropriate pamphlets and souveniors at no added charge (upon request.) See the city's best sights from the comfort of your hotel room.
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< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 9/5/2011 8:48:14 PM >

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/5/2011 9:12:20 PM

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So Lance....what would you charge for a weekend? A weekend being friday to sunday?

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/6/2011 7:52:50 AM

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Capys are vegetarians!! And they do too use a box un les you've been neglecting them shamefully!!

I blame myself.

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/6/2011 8:37:56 AM

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So Lance....what would you charge for a weekend? A weekend being friday to sunday?

Are you asking for yourself (just your service) or for some client that you have found by you pimping ME out? Ahem????? Well, if the later,...I'll need to get lots of sight-seeing brouchures, maybe even some from Colorado Springs. Meanwhile, I need to rent out Colorado's very best dungeon, so NO 1st or 3rd Saturdays..... All expenses must be paid.... restuarant resevations..... dry-cleaning of all those suits I will be wearing at dinner while he wears a ball stretcher and a butt-plug. Oh, yes, he'll be buying his butt-plug at this "end." (Pun intended.)

Let's see, ...... I guess I'll have to low-ball it at $2,500 / day. Total $7,500 for three days and that includes P/U from airport with a bondage ride in the back of my truck... yeah, no rental car is needed.... I'll provide all transport. <BEG>

I did NOT miss "low-ball" pun, you perverts.

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 9/6/2011 8:38:44 AM >

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/6/2011 8:46:54 AM

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*counts pennies.

I have $3.87 US and 8483 Korean won. Is that enough?

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/6/2011 8:50:21 AM

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*counts pennies.

I have $3.87 US and 8483 Korean won. Is that enough?

I'm not sure of exchange rate. LOL!

And you can also probably pay through your service to me.

// Lance checks cupboard for canned goods. Thinks of "fun" dishes to make to feed all these boys and girls that are doing service. Does NOT worry about dirty dishes. Different string. LOL! //

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 9/6/2011 9:01:12 AM >

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/6/2011 8:50:22 AM

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It suits me.

My schedule is somewhat flexible, I really don't have an alarm to set, and frankly, my gas tank is full and I don't have anywhere particular to go.

(And my jeans are {somewhat} clean).

(Socks are always clean).

My charges are nominal (and in fact, I typically offer 6 month terms, at usually ten year treasury...plus 3.75%...look up Bloomberg for the most recent rates).

I'm here for you.

Hey, I understand your thinking perfectly. The bad economy years ago just...forced TT Boy to go into porn.

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/6/2011 8:54:13 AM

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
*counts pennies.

I have $3.87 US and 8483 Korean won. Is that enough?

I'm not sure of exchange rate. LOL!

Just back from checking - 8483 Korean Won = $7.90 for a GRAND total of $11.77 and probably USD$ 10.00 for exchanging currencies.

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 9/6/2011 8:57:04 AM >

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/6/2011 9:27:56 AM

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So Lance....what would you charge for a weekend? A weekend being friday to sunday?

Are you asking for yourself (just your service) or for some client that you have found by you pimping ME out? Ahem????? Well, if the later,...I'll need to get lots of sight-seeing brouchures, maybe even some from Colorado Springs. Meanwhile, I need to rent out Colorado's very best dungeon, so NO 1st or 3rd Saturdays..... All expenses must be paid.... restuarant resevations..... dry-cleaning of all those suits I will be wearing at dinner while he wears a ball stretcher and a butt-plug. Oh, yes, he'll be buying his butt-plug at this "end." (Pun intended.)

Let's see, ...... I guess I'll have to low-ball it at $2,500 / day. Total $7,500 for three days and that includes P/U from airport with a bondage ride in the back of my truck... yeah, no rental car is needed.... I'll provide all transport. <BEG>

I did NOT miss "low-ball" pun, you perverts.

I would never think of pimping you out! As for me..well.....if I maxed out my VISA and cleaned out my bank acct, I could scrap together about 4 grand maybe 5 grand lol.

~sigh~ looks like the balance you'd have to take out in trade *grinz* (I'll provide my own ball stretcher)

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Take the pleasure
I'm the master of both
Close your eyes, not your mind
Let me into your soul
I'm gonna work it 'til your totally blown

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/6/2011 9:39:12 AM

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*counts pennies.

I have $3.87 US and 8483 Korean won. Is that enough?

I'm not sure of exchange rate. LOL!

Just back from checking - 8483 Korean Won = $7.90 for a GRAND total of $11.77 and probably USD$ 10.00 for exchanging currencies.

*bats eyes furiously... so ... yes? Yes! YAY! (don't break my heart Mr. Lance Hughes!)

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/6/2011 10:02:39 AM

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I'll toss in a few hundred so sunshine will have another dream come true!!

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/6/2011 10:03:40 AM

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Now that's a friend right there! (that'd be a few hundred dollars, not won right bare bear?)

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/6/2011 12:02:40 PM

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Calm DOWN, you two.

For CMer's we always have a special. Ring my back doorbell, ID yourself and NO currency (nor some of those "coins" of Korea) will change hands.

The larger "gold" one is worth about one US cent; the smaller half of that. Do NOT sneeze while counting, Sunshine. (The blue boy is about a buck.)

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 9/6/2011 12:21:44 PM >

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/6/2011 12:15:26 PM

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Wait...whore is actually an acceptable career choice? Why didnt someone tell me earlier? Dammit.

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/6/2011 2:28:01 PM

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I would never think of pimping you out! As for me..well.....if I maxed out my VISA and cleaned out my bank acct, I could scrap together about 4 grand maybe 5 grand lol.

~sigh~ looks like the balance you'd have to take out in trade *grinz* (I'll provide my own ball stretcher)

Tell ya what Bear, I'll front ya the rest if you send me pictures so I can blackmail Lance into coming here. Deal?

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/6/2011 2:42:11 PM

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Deal!!! Though it may not take too much persuasion to get Lance up here

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/6/2011 2:44:21 PM

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This topic makes me uncomfortable.

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/6/2011 2:56:50 PM

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Deal!!! Though it may not take too much persuasion to get Lance up here

Yeah but this way would be more fun and is probably more of a guarantee

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/6/2011 3:02:27 PM

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This topic makes me uncomfortable.

Hmmmm....in what way?

The fact that as a gay male, I don't hide the fact that Lance is a highly attractive gay Leatherman or just the OP's subject matter? Just curious to the reasoning to your comment.

My apologies to lookie for the side track here.

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I'm the master of both
Close your eyes, not your mind
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