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britcrucio -> Meeting real folk (9/2/2011 7:10:54 PM)
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I've just come out from a night out and bye eck it's all changed. The youth of today are rum uns. I've never seen so much shoved in to so little. There's nowt attractive about a lass wearing a mini frock 4 sizes too small.
Muffin tops with a stretched tattoo, when did that become the fashion?
Now i were one for gong out on the town when i were a young lad, many moons ago now, but i'll be buggered if i know what to say to lasses when i'm out now-a-days. I don't think i'd know where to start. For one the ruddy music...i can barely hear me sen speak. Let alone have intellectual discourse about worldly current affairs. And the lasses are so ruddy young. I have rule about em'. if they don't remember Take That the first time round they are too young.....and I must admit I've always liked the older lady. Only because they are filthier, it's alright having perky norks, but if their idea of kinky is going on top, I may as well stay at home and stunt tug.
So it got me thinking about how you meet folk of similar disposition and me conclusion were it has to be on thee tinterwebnet. Thee can't go up to a filly and say " Thou has some belting top bollocks a an arse like a Mongolian sherpa, what's the chance of me taking you back to my place and violating you? It just wouldn't work. Well it didn't, so i stopped after the third one....it's a numbers game i suppose. if you throw a hundred pieces of shit against a wall - one of em will stick. I didn't really say out to 'em. I be locked up if i had.
So tinterwebnet is not only good for looking at porn and clips of SuBo when your a bit drunk, but it's also the perfect tool for meeting kinky folk whilst avoiding prison.
So i suppose the next step for folk wanting to meet up with other folk to do stuff with that may be frowned upon is to get from cyber chat to some tupping.
Chatting is alright, in fact it cracking, but ya can't beat a good session.
Geography is a good place to start, unless your like John Travolto and have your own jet...and let's be honest he's too worried about tail touching and aliens to be on this site.....it's best to start in your own country .
eeeee, i've just realised the time, i'm off to bed, it's well past my bed time and i'm a bit drunk. I think i've babbled on enough for one night...I'll pick it up at geography next time...
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