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siouxie -> How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? (5/21/2006 12:28:48 PM)
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Hmmm...I'm more of a dog person that a cat lover, so I thought I'd post this attempt at humour...!
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Afghan: Light bulb! What light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And he'll rewire the house while he's at it.
Italian Greyhound: I can’t reach the stupid lamp!
Poodle: Sorry, just had my nails done.
Labrador: Oh, me, me!! Pleeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Malamute: Let him do it, you can pet me while he's busy.
Springer: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Bernese Mountain Dog: No, don’t change it – if it's dark, maybe no one will see me sleeping on the couch.
Australian Cattle Dog: Zero! Cattle Dogs aren't afraid of the dark!Irish Wolfhound: Well of course I could reach it… but I'd have to get up!!
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