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twill506 -> The pleasure of anal (9/6/2011 11:25:49 PM)

Hello. I am a male 18 years of age i have always thought about being dominated by a women wearing a strap on. I have tried puting things in my ass like plugs or dildos i dont do it often probably once a month i do it because when i see a women putting anything in there ass it almost looks like it feels good why doesnt it feel good to me should i be using a vibrating dildo.




Endivius -> RE: The pleasure of anal (9/6/2011 11:34:12 PM)


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ORIGINAL: twill506

Hello. I am a male 18 years of age i have always thought about being dominated by a women wearing a strap on. I have tried puting things in my ass like plugs or dildos i dont do it often probably once a month i do it because when i see a women putting anything in there ass it almost looks like it feels good why doesnt it feel good to me should i be using a vibrating dildo.



Welcome to CM. This is probably the worst introduction I think I've read so far. Congrats on beating the guy who wanted to announce his superior intellect by misspelling several words.




M4S73R -> RE: The pleasure of anal (9/6/2011 11:35:39 PM)

Welcome to the forums, try a baseball bat





TigerBack -> RE: The pleasure of anal (9/6/2011 11:54:54 PM)

Baby Oil,KY and keep on pushing.




DeviantlyD -> RE: The pleasure of anal (9/7/2011 12:45:18 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Endivius


quote:

ORIGINAL: twill506

Hello. I am a male 18 years of age i have always thought about being dominated by a women wearing a strap on. I have tried puting things in my ass like plugs or dildos i dont do it often probably once a month i do it because when i see a women putting anything in there ass it almost looks like it feels good why doesnt it feel good to me should i be using a vibrating dildo.



Welcome to CM. This is probably the worst introduction I think I've read so far. Congrats on beating the guy who wanted to announce his superior intellect by misspelling several words.


Well, considering you just joined last month, let me enlighten you by saying this is not, by a long shot, the worst intro in this forum. ;)

Welcome to the boards twill.




Endivius -> RE: The pleasure of anal (9/7/2011 12:48:47 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD

Well, considering you just joined last month, let me enlighten you by saying this is not, by a long shot, the worst intro in this forum. ;)

Welcome to the boards twill.


Of that I have no doubt.




0ldhen -> RE: The pleasure of anal (9/7/2011 3:22:43 AM)



Welcome, no comment on the intro. Use the search feature, there are tons of thread out there on anal.




OohAahMrs -> RE: The pleasure of anal (9/7/2011 5:02:48 AM)

Hi will, i was having anal problems as well, i saw my doctor, who gave me some pills and said;"put these in your back passage." So that night i went out of my back door and put them in the passage, a week later i saw the doctor again, who asked me about the pills, i said;" Doc, for all the good they were i might as well have stuck them up my arse!"




ashjor911 -> RE: The pleasure of anal (9/7/2011 10:56:55 AM)

Welcome To CM




BurntKitty -> RE: The pleasure of anal (9/7/2011 12:41:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: OohAahMrs

Hi will, i was having anal problems as well, i saw my doctor, who gave me some pills and said;"put these in your back passage." So that night i went out of my back door and put them in the passage, a week later i saw the doctor again, who asked me about the pills, i said;" Doc, for all the good they were i might as well have stuck them up my arse!"


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Welcome Twill.





GreedyTop -> RE: The pleasure of anal (9/7/2011 12:44:58 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BurntKitty

quote:

ORIGINAL: OohAahMrs

Hi will, i was having anal problems as well, i saw my doctor, who gave me some pills and said;"put these in your back passage." So that night i went out of my back door and put them in the passage, a week later i saw the doctor again, who asked me about the pills, i said;" Doc, for all the good they were i might as well have stuck them up my arse!"


[sm=rofl.gif]

Welcome Twill.





Isnt he fun? (the smartass one, I mean)




JanahX -> RE: The pleasure of anal (9/7/2011 2:22:03 PM)

Hate to be captain obvious here .... but ..... It's obviously not BIG enough. You need one the size of a coffee can.




MistressDarkArt -> RE: The pleasure of anal (9/7/2011 8:18:00 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Endivius


quote:

ORIGINAL: twill506

Hello. I am a male 18 years of age i have always thought about being dominated by a women wearing a strap on. I have tried puting things in my ass like plugs or dildos i dont do it often probably once a month i do it because when i see a women putting anything in there ass it almost looks like it feels good why doesnt it feel good to me should i be using a vibrating dildo.



Welcome to CM. This is probably the worst introduction I think I've read so far. Congrats on beating the guy who wanted to announce his superior intellect by misspelling several words.


I disagree, E. Have a look at this. Oooops, I see you already did. At least twill is only 18 years old (as opposed to 45) and presumably doesn't know better. Audience...vote?




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