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Most remarkable vaginal contents - 10/17/2004 5:52:58 PM   
subbiejenn


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Medical men have been called upon to extract a wide variety of objects from the vagina and urethra following masturbation or accident. Usually the woman knew that the object was inside her and requested medical assistance. Sometimes however a foreign body can lodge in the vagina, after an accident of some sort, and the woman can be totally unaware of its presence. A remarkable instance of this sort occurred when a woman fell downstairs (D. W. T. Roberts' "Clinical Surgery", Vol. 15). A broken-off handle of a broom entered the vagina through the buttock. This was not noticed by her or by the casualty officer who treated her. The broom handle remained undetected in the woman's vagina for three months. Eventually the vaginal discharge made her visit her own practitioner, whereupon the offending object was detected and removed.


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RE: Most remarkable vaginal contents - 10/18/2004 5:34:12 AM   
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Status: offline 		ewwwwwwwwww. I don't know how someone would not know something was lodged in there. I heard of a woman who got a thermometer stuck in her vagina and her stupid boyfriend made her take a taxi to the hospital.

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RE: Most remarkable vaginal contents - 10/18/2004 11:14:52 AM   
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Status: offline 		*giggles* why not just reach in there and get it?

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RE: Most remarkable vaginal contents - 10/18/2004 12:06:11 PM   
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*giggles* why not just reach in there and get it?


Maybe it just felt too damn good.

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RE: Most remarkable vaginal contents - 10/18/2004 3:13:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		I can honestly say I have never lost anything in my vagina. I guess it's safe to say she wasn't having sex at that time.

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RE: Most remarkable vaginal contents - 12/8/2005 9:58:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		I think I can top that. I read this in a book of ER stories. A woman came into the ER complaining of horrible cramps. She explained that she really wanted to get pregnant, so she bought a chicken from the supermarket and safety pinned it in to her uterus.

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RE: Most remarkable vaginal contents - 12/9/2005 1:38:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		how dumb can a woman be i'm not saying all are but wtf where would one get an idea like that "hey i think i'm gonna force a chicken into my utoris and queff it out"

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RE: Most remarkable vaginal contents - 12/9/2005 4:26:16 PM   
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RE: Most remarkable vaginal contents - 12/9/2005 4:56:08 PM   
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I once saw a video...a real video not a cartoon (was mistitled as something else...I hate when the tricky bastards do that)

Where they pulled a trout out of her vagina...a real trout....that was in there tail first.

Now it was one of those weird what the hell I gotta see that agian things...so I watched it agian.

Im still trying to figue out how you get a trout tail first up a vagina.

Talk about smelling fishy.

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RE: Most remarkable vaginal contents - 12/9/2005 5:24:42 PM   
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Im still trying to figue out how you get a trout tail first up a vagina


Practicing the back stroke?

/shrug

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RE: Most remarkable vaginal contents - 12/9/2005 9:41:06 PM   
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Im still trying to figue out how you get a trout tail first up a vagina



Some things are better left to the unknown...this would probably be one of them....lol

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RE: Most remarkable vaginal contents - 12/10/2005 9:00:04 AM   
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I mean....while sticking a fish up there is still sticking a fish up there, head first would seem to work.....tail first jsut doesn't look like it would work lol.

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RE: Most remarkable vaginal contents - 12/10/2005 1:31:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		Agreed...head first would work much easier...lol

This reminds me of the Life cereal commercial....
"You try it"
"I'm not going to try it"
"Let's get....."
"Yeah, she'll try it...she'll try anything"


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RE: Most remarkable vaginal contents - 12/11/2005 11:57:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		:-( i've gotten stuff lost up my wife, small benwa balls. it wouldn't have been so hard but she won't reach up there herself lol.

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