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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 6:54:49 AM

crazyml

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Yeah, don't ask for a dirty martini, whatever you do.

[ED to add...]

Berverages to avoid...

Cum Punch
Cappuccino
Penis Colada

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 7:54:08 AM

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Spermgria?

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 10:06:13 AM

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Thought of another beverage to avoid, but too late to just edit it in.

Slo gin jizz.

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 10:59:55 AM

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And don't drink any Money Shots.

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 11:35:48 AM

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If nothing else, we got a cocktail party theme from this thread.

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 11:09:58 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD

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"I'm just a regular guy with a BIIIIIIG appetite!"

I've only seen a couple of episodes of that particular show. Considering the size of the meals that were highlighted, all I can say is that the spin off had better be profitable. Can you just imagine how much whacking off one man would have to do to live up to that?

Aside from that question, I can't help wonder how sore his dick would be. I also wonder if there would ever be a possibility of the pace of whacking off exceeding the rate of replenishment. In other words, could he get to a point of coming up (no pun intended) dry? *LOL*

I give you my solemn assurance that such a thing is entirely possible. That was the only thing I learned during the summer between eighth and ninth grade.

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 11:26:36 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: NiceGuyNihilist

quote:

ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

quote:

ORIGINAL: NiceGuyNihilist
"I'm just a regular guy with a BIIIIIIG appetite!"

I've only seen a couple of episodes of that particular show. Considering the size of the meals that were highlighted, all I can say is that the spin off had better be profitable. Can you just imagine how much whacking off one man would have to do to live up to that?

Aside from that question, I can't help wonder how sore his dick would be. I also wonder if there would ever be a possibility of the pace of whacking off exceeding the rate of replenishment. In other words, could he get to a point of coming up (no pun intended) dry? *LOL*

I give you my solemn assurance that such a thing is entirely possible. That was the only thing I learned during the summer between eighth and ninth grade.

*LOL* OMG! But....I did ask....yikes!

So...it was an orgasm, but without the uh....mess? :P

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/16/2011 12:09:14 AM

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You too?

That's a weight off my mind ;-)

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/16/2011 12:12:04 AM

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*LOL*

Eww....TMI!!!!

*LOL*

:P

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/16/2011 7:37:05 AM

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FR

just out of interest because errrr... cum has never lasted long enough to need to be frozen or anything around me ... ahem ... what happens to semen if it is just left outside in a container or in the fridge?

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/16/2011 11:54:37 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD

quote:

ORIGINAL: NiceGuyNihilist

quote:

ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

quote:

ORIGINAL: NiceGuyNihilist
"I'm just a regular guy with a BIIIIIIG appetite!"

I've only seen a couple of episodes of that particular show. Considering the size of the meals that were highlighted, all I can say is that the spin off had better be profitable. Can you just imagine how much whacking off one man would have to do to live up to that?

Aside from that question, I can't help wonder how sore his dick would be. I also wonder if there would ever be a possibility of the pace of whacking off exceeding the rate of replenishment. In other words, could he get to a point of coming up (no pun intended) dry? *LOL*

I give you my solemn assurance that such a thing is entirely possible. That was the only thing I learned during the summer between eighth and ninth grade.

*LOL* OMG! But....I did ask....yikes!

So...it was an orgasm, but without the uh....mess? :P

Yep. Any teenage male who has not tossed air has yet to fully embrace his teenage maleness.

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/18/2011 11:03:26 PM

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I think nuking those poor little spermies is just plain mean.

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/29/2011 2:31:01 AM

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Given all the interest in this thread I just had to pass this on, it's a real book, I've never figured out how serious the author is, but the OP might enjoy...

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/29/2011 2:35:00 AM

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A "Natural Harvest"?? Bwaahahahahah! Oh my! Thanks for the laugh! Just the right way to end my evening. :D

P.S.

I found 9 and a half dolphins, does that count? ;)

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/29/2011 2:40:56 AM

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Half a dolphin? I've heard some dark things on collarme, but that's just twisted. :P

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/29/2011 2:50:25 AM

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But I can only see the tail! I can't make out the rest of it.

:)

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/29/2011 2:53:13 AM

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The really interesting thing with that picture is if you show it to kids (so the site said where I found it...) they only see the dolphins.

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/29/2011 4:07:09 AM

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All the comments that say this thread is just wank fodder.

Um.... DUH!!

He's go a whole tupperware container to fill!

It does make me wonder something though.

Is it possible to whip the cum to the consistency of soft serve ice cream, and then serve it in a cone?

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/29/2011 4:31:07 AM

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The most remarkable thing I've seen done with sperm was a bukkake session where they actually had a 'chef' as part of the crew, who collected the semen, and then made it into an omelette. I have to say, in all my years of coming up with kinky shit, that had never crossed my mind. http://uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=34561 - she's not impressed with the end product, I think they forgot salt...

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/29/2011 10:32:29 AM

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Got a good laugh out of this one. Needed a good laugh. Some people have great but weird sense of humor. Kept a milk maid captive for a while. Froze it and used the double boiler method. Great on cereal. Naturally very sweet!

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