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FirmhandKY -> Surviving The Apocalypse - Porn Style (9/17/2011 8:24:15 AM)
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LA Porn Studio Begins Construction On ‘Post-Apocalyptic’ Underground Bunker
LOS ANGELES (CBS) — A San Fernando Valley adult entertainment studio began construction this month on what it calls a “post-apocalyptic” underground bunker in anticipation of a global catastrophe rumored to take place in late 2012.
A spokesman for Van Nuys-based Pink Visual said the bunker will be “far more than a mere bomb shelter or subterranean survivalist enclave” with amenities such as multiple fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and a sophisticated content production studio.
“Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury,” said Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, “whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.”
Later article ...
Spokesman Quentin Boyer tells the Weekly that 1,200 to 1,500 very important persons will be allowed into an "enormous underground bunker" beneath the studio on the night in question. It will include, according to the company's zany presser, "multiple fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and sophisticated content production studio."
But from there, says Boyer, anything goes.
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Boyer adds that Pink Visual is still debating how to select the chosen few invitees. "It's probably going to be a combo of merit-based -- what sort of skill set can you bring down with you? -- and a lottery that favors our fans and members," he says.
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In addition to commonfolk, Pink Visual is working on recruiting professional talent. "We've talked to a couple people," says Boyer. ...
This is what I call a "target rich environment" for snarky, humorous and/or outrageous comments and observations.
Anyone wanna be first? [8D][:D]
Firm
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