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GreedyTop -> RE: new hollywood sub.. virgin ass (9/18/2011 7:03:47 AM)

Diane.. I fail to se any tank on anything resembling a corset.. so yer still in the running!


(doesnt that just give ya the warmest fuzzies?? LOL)



DianeB269 -> RE: new hollywood sub.. virgin ass (9/18/2011 7:05:46 AM)

LOL GreedyTop but, I'm still a grandma...



GreedyTop -> RE: new hollywood sub.. virgin ass (9/18/2011 7:07:56 AM)

but his other criteria ( corset/oxygen tank) FAIL!!!



DianeB269 -> RE: new hollywood sub.. virgin ass (9/18/2011 7:09:34 AM)

True...I'm not there yet...



roscho -> RE: new hollywood sub.. virgin ass (9/18/2011 8:01:12 AM)

The unbridled naivete of youth... I got the feeling he was being sincere.



GreedyTop -> RE: new hollywood sub.. virgin ass (9/18/2011 8:47:25 AM)

if
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Haha well im definently no offering it to you.. im submissive dum dum women throw me around... and im between 6 foot 6 and 6 foot 7 .. as for my ass nothing has been there because im leaving that for a truly dominant woman to do... not a grandma that needa an oxygen tank on her corset

is sincere.. then best of luck and I hope he likes his inflatable girlfriend... REALLLLLLY well...



lizi -> RE: new hollywood sub.. virgin ass (9/18/2011 1:50:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DianeB269


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ORIGINAL: youngnhung003

not a grandma that needa an oxygen tank on her corset

Thanks



I guess that counts me out....

Diane


Me too. Even though I'm not a Domme I think I'd do a great job as a top. Ah well....the OP doesn't want me. I'll go pout.

It may astound you youngnhung but women aren't all about finding unplundered buttholes. In fact they're not really interested in buttholes that are attached to men they don't know. Buttholes on the whole aren't a coveted part of male anatomy that women are fixated on. Congrats on being utterly clueless in thinking that you're offering a prize here, and in reality are trying to give away something no one wants. You let every women here know how little you know about women, and how little you are going to try to change that. [8|]  Enjoy your life of solitude. 



HeatherMcLeather -> RE: new hollywood sub.. virgin ass (9/18/2011 2:56:36 PM)

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is sincere.. then best of luck and I hope he likes his inflatable girlfriend... REALLLLLLY well...
Inflatable girlfriend eh? Well Hanners knows a song about those: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSniBxXjK_8



youngnhung003 -> RE: new hollywood sub.. virgin ass (9/18/2011 3:31:17 PM)

Ahhh nothing like being humiliated... I like it... looks like I need some obedience



Hisprettybaby -> RE: new hollywood sub.. virgin ass (9/18/2011 3:36:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: youngnhung003
Hey im looking to be dominated by a mistress... I have before however never had my ass played with... so its tight n virgin... wanna change that? Im 21 white 6'6'' and athletic and very willing and open to all types of torture and humiliation... any dominant women wanna really break me in

quote:

ORIGINAL: youngnhung003

Haha well im definently no offering it to you.. im submissive dum dum women throw me around... and im between 6 foot 6 and 6 foot 7 .. as for my ass nothing has been there because im leaving that for a truly dominant woman to do... not a grandma that needa an oxygen tank on her corset

Thanks

Wow. Just WOW. OP, first you come on here and post a personals ad that belongs on the "other side" right here in the forums. A personals ad that treats Dominant women as fetish-delivery systems instead of living breathing human females worthy of respect.

Then you go on to insult Lockit, who happens to be a very nice woman and a friend of mine. Just because you're young and think you're all that and a bag of chips doesn't mean you have to be mean and insulting to people who call you on your bullshit.

Besides all that, I would love to know how you're so sure your ass is tight when nothing has been up it? I'm a switch with a brand-new strap-on, but I wouldn't waste it on an ass I don't know. [;)] If you're trying to impress the ladies and your hoping to belong to a Domme someday, you're going about it all the wrong way.

~Hisprettybaby~



Lockit -> RE: new hollywood sub.. virgin ass (9/18/2011 3:50:06 PM)

Thanks for the back up you all, but I messed with the kid first. I got a good laugh and you have to admit that was funny! lol

Youngnhung... with your mind filled with anal thoughts, let me remind you that if someone walked up to your mother or sister and announced himself like you did, you might want to kick their ass. (I wouldn't go admitting you wouldn't because we already think pretty poorly of you and if you ever want that ass plugged, beat on or anything else, you might want to have a sit down and unplug an ear.)

You simply do not talk to women as you have if you ever want one to take an interest in you. You have to get passed being very young as there are few genuine domina's in your age group and even with them, you better be impressive. At the rate you're going they may gag ball you, but they sure won't plug your ass. Straighten up and act like a man and not a horny little boy and you just may stand a chance one day.

Now pardon me... I need to adjust this oxygen tank as its getting in the way of my strapon.



Hisprettybaby -> RE: new hollywood sub.. virgin ass (9/18/2011 4:00:36 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lockit
Now pardon me... I need to adjust this oxygen tank as its getting in the way of my strapon.

[sm=LMAO.gif]



DianeB269 -> RE: new hollywood sub.. virgin ass (9/18/2011 4:05:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: youngnhung003

Ahhh nothing like being humiliated... I like it... looks like I need some obedience



Humiliated??? Not at all...



DarkSteven -> RE: new hollywood sub.. virgin ass (9/18/2011 4:13:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lockit

Now pardon me... I need to adjust this oxygen tank as its getting in the way of my strapon.



Mighty big strap-on you got there, little lady.



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: new hollywood sub.. virgin ass (9/18/2011 4:42:57 PM)

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Now pardon me... I need to adjust this oxygen tank as its getting in the way of my strapon


You might want to consider getting a backpack for the tank

Helpful Zeph



Lockit -> RE: new hollywood sub.. virgin ass (9/18/2011 4:44:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

quote:

Now pardon me... I need to adjust this oxygen tank as its getting in the way of my strapon


You might want to consider getting a backpack for the tank

Helpful Zeph


Damn! Dementia strikes again! I would have thought of that sooner or later, I'm sure. [:D]



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: new hollywood sub.. virgin ass (9/18/2011 4:48:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lockit

quote:

ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

quote:

Now pardon me... I need to adjust this oxygen tank as its getting in the way of my strapon


You might want to consider getting a backpack for the tank

Helpful Zeph


Damn! Dementia strikes again! I would have thought of that sooner or later, I'm sure. [:D]



I have every confidence you would have, Ma'am. Forgive me for overstepping my boundar- hey watch it you almost poked my eye out! [>:]



MistressDarkArt -> RE: new hollywood sub.. virgin ass (9/18/2011 4:51:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lizi

women aren't all about finding unplundered buttholes.


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Brilliant, lizi!



CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: new hollywood sub.. virgin ass (9/18/2011 5:36:42 PM)

Welcome to CollarMe, youngnhung003.

If you want to hook up with someone, slow down, pull up a chair and read a bit...like the FAQ in the Ask a Mistress boards.  It was written to help ease your way into this and make a good impression.  Being young, hung, horny and kinky isn't always enough.  Each of us women have gotten hundreds of similar offers...
 
(With one of THESE, we can get as many of THOSE as we want.)  [:D]

There are TNG munch groups in your area for young whippersnappers like you.  My son is your age, so I would be too old to be part of that group.  [;)]

Good advice given here in this thread, so I hope you choose to listen. 

Just looked at your profile.  Maybe you had better reconsider that "no hard limits" thing.  I know it sounds hawt and all that, but you are new and between your age and saying THAT, you will attract psychos.  Some people take that very serious...you do not want to be ass raped with a dildo with embedded broken glass shards while your scrotum has been nailed down to a board...just saying, yanno?  I could make you cry like a little girl without even breaking a sweat or drawing blood. 

Slow down, take this in baby steps.  Bottom at some dungeon in front of others and find out what you like and dislike, and who you can trust enough to really submit to.



peppermint -> RE: new hollywood sub.. virgin ass (9/18/2011 6:47:17 PM)

Guess what, youngnhung003. No one gives a shit if you want to be banged in the ass by a woman. It's no big thing. So get your act together...go to munch...realize you are not god's gift to Dominant women...and find out you are just an ant.



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