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Aylee -> Limits (9/19/2011 6:55:43 PM)
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one tells the bartender he wants a beer. The second one says he wants half a beer. The third one says he wants a fourth of a beer. The bartender puts two beers on the bar and says “You guys need to learn your limits.”

Aylee -> RE: Limits (9/19/2011 8:03:20 PM)
“Is that your beer Dr. Heisenberg?” “I’m not sure.”

Aylee -> RE: Limits (9/20/2011 6:34:56 PM)
Physicist gets pulled over by a cop. Cop asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?” “No,” says the physicist, “but I know where I am.”

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