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cuddleheart50 -> Saving Hilliary (5/22/2006 4:42:32 PM)
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Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she
tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, three kids who were
fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered them
whatever they wanted.
The first one says, "I want to go to Disney World." Hillary says, "No
problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."
The second says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan
The third boy says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV
and stereo headset." Hillary is a little perplexed by this and responds, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
drowning
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