Iamsemisweet
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Are you kidding? This was an awesome post. quote:
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ORIGINAL: OttersSwim Let's think for a moment about the Eunich, shall we? In ancient times, there was not much more to do than drink, fuck, and kill people - much like today actually. But how do you get shit done when you are so busy drinking, fucking, and killing people? I mean, really?! Who is gonna do all this running stuff shit!? And how do I find someone to do all this shit who is not also drinking, fucking, and killing people? I mean, really! Who isn't gonna wanna drink, fuck, and kill people all the live long day? Ask Bill Clinton and George Bush for modern examples.... Enter the Eunich... Take a guy, cut off his pecker, and VIOLA!! You have someone who can't fuck! One down! Now, without a pecker, it is only plain that the guy is gonna wanna drink himself to death, and killing people? Well, the only one he wants to kill now is himself! But, since he is no longer interested in fucking things...maybe in his brief moments of lucidity between bong hits he can get some shit done! Much like today! And that boys and girls, is how the ancient world ran... And so...if you want to get some shit done, hide the booze and get a Eunich! That was really a bizarre post. Spin that little helicopter on your beanie a few times and see if it helps.
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Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people. The Cat: Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Alice: How do you know I'm mad? The Cat: You must be. Or you wouldn't have come here.
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