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RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 - 9/25/2011 6:59:07 AM   
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Status: offline 		Welll YEAH but it's not like the cucumber would last forever. Besides that leaves out oral which I believe a cucumber would be useless for.

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RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 - 9/25/2011 7:05:51 AM   
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Status: offline 		You could always bring along a cuke garden...much less to deal with than a crusty ole' dom or two. And as for oral? Are you talking receiving or giving? 'Cause for receiving, well...there would be "tongues" present. That's all I'm sayin'.

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RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 - 9/25/2011 7:28:25 AM   
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Status: offline 		That would take up room we could use for other things - like MEN! Both giving and receiving oral. DAMMIT I WANT A MAN! <stomps foot and scowls>

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RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 - 9/25/2011 7:39:44 AM   
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Status: offline 		oh, i don't know...i've given oral to a 13" Cucumber, a 12" Zucchini, and an 8" Japanese Eggplant...I think They enjoyed it rather immensely, as They each rewarded me for my efforts. ;-)

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RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 - 9/25/2011 7:41:57 AM   
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That would take up room we could use for other things - like MEN! Both giving and receiving oral. DAMMIT I WANT A MAN! <stomps foot and scowls>


I dunno...I'm thinking that with men on board, things could get slippery slidey...you know...on all that plastic...*ahem* :)

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RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 - 9/25/2011 7:43:16 AM   
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oh, i don't know...i've given oral to a 13" Cucumber, a 12" Zucchini, and an 8" Japanese Eggplant...I think They enjoyed it rather immensely, as They each rewarded me for my efforts. ;-)


Ya know, I think that cucumber and zucchini were lyin' to ya. I'd pull out the measuring tape the next time. :P

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RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 - 9/25/2011 7:47:33 AM   
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oh, i don't know...i've given oral to a 13" Cucumber, a 12" Zucchini, and an 8" Japanese Eggplant...I think They enjoyed it rather immensely, as They each rewarded me for my efforts. ;-)



Okay you can have the veggies then -although I don't think we'll be cooking with them afterwards. I...want...a...real...live MAN! As for this:

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I dunno...I'm thinking that with men on board, things could get slippery slidey...you know...on all that plastic...*ahem* :)


Obviously cleaning will be necessary, otherwise things would get decidedly unhygienic very quickly.

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RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 - 9/25/2011 10:11:32 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well, I guess we need some men to satisfy certain *ahem* duties.  Just remember, since they're plastic water bottles, we can't wear heels of any kind.  Have to be sandals or flats.   I vote we head for somewhere warm.  But Zeph, you and I can't be in charge directions.  We'll end up at the North Pole and the bottles will become too brittle, so they is gonna sink us!

ETA:  The minz can do the tough stuff while we lay in hammocks on the deck getting tanned.  Part of the tough stuff is slathering us in sunscreen!


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RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 - 9/25/2011 11:06:02 AM   
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Status: offline 		Way to almost make me snort hot coffee through my nose, poohbear. Not wearing heels is no issue for me, I can't wear them anyway because of hip issues. Besides I'd rather be barefoot.

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RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 - 9/25/2011 11:07:21 AM   
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Status: offline 		you could totally wear heels :) cover the bottles in some kind of decking. you know that guy who made his own bottle island? he covered it with something -- bottles are heinously uncomfortable.

see, i've totally thought this all out. ^_^


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RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 - 9/25/2011 11:12:21 AM   
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Status: offline 		No I couldn't, my hip would scream at me forever and if I wore them long enough I would be in crippling pain. Not my kink.

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RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 - 9/25/2011 11:14:12 AM   
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Status: offline 		ah sorry, i wasn't replying specifically to you, just to anyone who might want to wear heels on this plastic bottle ark. haha =p

i will wear them, and respect your right to wear sandals. =p


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RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 - 9/25/2011 12:01:11 PM   
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How do you make sure to be close to incontinent ? One of those beer helmets ?


Well, you got the fuel right, but I dressed a little more casual than that.



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