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creative kitchen toys - 9/24/2011 2:25:54 PM   
ladybugsadey


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Status: offline 		I'm writing a short story about a submissive woman being punished in her kitchen. My plan is for her to be spanked/'tortured' with various kitchen implements, and then need to clean each implement in between rounds before continuing.

I've got the basic stuff: wooden spoons, spatulas, pizza peel, chopsticks. Saran wrap. You get the picture.

But I'm hoping to come up with some super creative random kitchen toys that she can be punished with and/or played with...

:) thx in advance!

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RE: creative kitchen toys - 9/24/2011 5:12:35 PM   
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Don't forget the organic goodies: tabasco sauce, wasabi paste, ginger, ice cubes, peppermint or cinnamon oil.



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RE: creative kitchen toys - 9/24/2011 7:37:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		Turkey lifters (they look like oversized fork tines without the handle), barbecue basting brushes, tongs, oven mits, towels (gags), don't forget the ice cubes, fresh ginger, toothpicks, string (the elastic kind you use for tying roasts or chicken legs), bag clips...

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RE: creative kitchen toys - 9/24/2011 8:12:26 PM   
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RE: creative kitchen toys - 9/24/2011 8:32:53 PM   
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I got nothing. They took all the good stuff.

Are you kidding?

HOT water

candles

pot holders (as gags)

hand held egg beaters - the old kind - as sensation play - right on those nips.... but I wouldn't know (insert VERY evil grin here)

zip-lock baggies for breath control

small electric coffee/spice/nut grinder as a vibrator

handles of just about everything as dildoes, hotdogs as well - advantage is they are edible  * [see star below]

hhoneys and syrpys for on the cock, to be licked off...... // Lance loses spelling abilities at the thought //

And I'm only half-way 'round my own kitchen. LOL!

Ooooo.  There's one I think might be JUST what you're looking for - kitchen spray attachment as douche.  She emits into a sauce pan.  (And has to drink it?)  Messy-er, use as enema.  She gets to examine results and decide if it's clear enough.... either another enema or drink the results of this one.... talk about water torture!  She can make mistake of "saying" that it's clear enough (to avoid repeat), and then when it's obvious that she has to keep going,.... yeehaw!

AND, THE NUMBER ONE kitchen item for play!

OLIVE OIL

ETA:  * And all the "classic" edible dildo items - cucumbers, zucchini, bananas, etc.

And while on food: Over-ripe peach cut in half, pit removed and each half put on a tit, squeezed as juice rolls down...... OR use saran wrap to hold in place, then wind tighter and tighter ..... as the juice runs down into her genitals, it is licked off by the family dog !!!!

Kitchen knife used to shave her first....

P.S.  In one of my classes, we "do" pervertables.  Students are asked to bring something they have perverted that might be unusual.  They are also asked to bring something that they think is NOT pervertable.  Class was able to pervert all but one item - floppy sun screen for dashboard.  Wasn't stiff enough for beating, too big for insert.  Too stiff for mummification.... still scratching my head.

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RE: creative kitchen toys - 9/25/2011 12:37:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		Rolling pin as strap on?  Get that nosy, next store bitch into your story.  Two ends of rolling pin up two twats.

I just had a flash - who "made you" write this story?  Will it be acted out on YOU?



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RE: creative kitchen toys - 9/25/2011 7:15:00 AM   
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RE: creative kitchen toys - 9/26/2011 2:59:40 PM   
ladybugsadey


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Status: offline 		Wow - these answers are so far just incredible. :) Much more awesome then I'd expected. :) Thanks Lance and all for the really fun ideas. I'll try to post the story here (or at least a snippet) when I've got it. And I look forward to more great ideas!
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RE: creative kitchen toys - 9/26/2011 9:14:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		Lance, you are opne sicko MF. Let's talk........

Now by mixer do you mean the electric kind in which Bart Simpson once cought his tougue ? If so of course you have have a sub begging to blow the fuse. However that won't work because of the motor RPM, it's too high. Thus no matter how well the machine is greased it can't be backed off by physical force. And the motor is not reversible.

But you seem to have completely skipped over those things which either plug into the wall or have batteries. BIG batteries. Now think of the electric carving knife. Now who says you have to hook up the knife attachmnet ? I have one and nowhere in the owner's manual does it say to not connect attachments not suppilied. Of course they never anticipated the hoime shop machinist, which I am about to become. Oh yes, I can make attachments.

I'll show my age again - "E-lec-tric-ity, oh what it means to me". Yes, that is from the time when the electric companies did commercials. Stoopid fucks didn't realize that if you were watching their commercial on TV you already had electricity.

In fact I've heard that 1960s housewives had fairly good results with a properly sized stool and the upper corner of a modern washing machine, when they used to make noise. GO KENMORE !

And for the more adventurous, dudes who don't obey ? How about a salad shooter with the batteries put in backwards ! ? And think of those screen soup strainers, as a chastity device, but if it's metal........

But, this is all just regular shit.......

T^T

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RE: creative kitchen toys - 9/26/2011 9:49:31 PM   
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Now by mixer do you mean the electric kind in which Bart Simpson once cought his tougue ? If so of course you have have a sub begging to blow the fuse. However that won't work because of the motor RPM, it's too high. Thus no matter how well the machine is greased it can't be backed off by physical force. And the motor is not reversible.
<snipped>
T^T

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hand held egg beaters - the old kind - as sensation play - right on those nips.... but I wouldn't know (insert VERY evil grin here)
<snipped>

NOPE!  I meant like this:


Shoulda, woulda, coulda, said "hand-held AND hand-powered."












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RE: creative kitchen toys - 9/26/2011 10:27:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		Bottles of wine for wine enemas, but be very careful.... you don't want some stoopid MF using too much and killing through alcohol poisoning.

Salt rubbed into wounds.  Ashes for permanet marking.  Pepper up the nose, but nostrils are held. "Please, Sir.  PLEASE let me sneeze."

Water glasses full and held in out-stretched hand.  You get ALL bunched up quickly.  Midori once gave a sub command, no lower than your shoulders and then, after sub was about to crack, showed how to move body, laying on floor, water still in hands, hands still above shoulders.

Drink water, glass after glass.  Finally allowed to piss on the porch, full sight of cars passing by.  Skirt over head, so that she can't see the cars reactions, just envision it.

Supply of plastic grocery bags tied together into a bra and a bottom.

"The porch!"
"No, not the porch."
"The porch!"
"No, not the porch!"
"The porch!!!"
"No, not the porch!  Anything but the porch!"
"Anything !?!?!?!"
"The porch! The porch...."

Those plastic bags for bondage, inc. gagging!

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RE: creative kitchen toys - 9/27/2011 6:57:20 AM   
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Those plastic bags for bondage, inc. gagging!

WARNING!  Really NOT the smartest gag.  Bottom chews through and then chokes to death on loose piece.  It could happen, so let's not set-up the opportunity for it to happen, 'K.

Use plastic bags to hold hot pad(s) in place.

Plastic bag bra idea to hold ice cubes in place.

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RE: creative kitchen toys - 9/27/2011 7:03:38 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes
<snipped>
Drink water, glass after glass.  Finally allowed to piss on the porch, full sight of cars passing by.  Skirt over head, so that she can't see the cars reactions, just envision it.

Supply of plastic grocery bags tied together into a bra and a bottom.

"The porch!"
"No, not the porch."
"The porch!"
"No, not the porch!"
"The porch!!!"
"No, not the porch!  Anything but the porch!"
"Anything !?!?!?!"
"The porch! The porch...."
<snipped>

Let's change around the order to make it less intrusive (and hence less NON-consensual) on general public.

1. Supply of plastic grocery bags tied together into a bra and a bottom.

2. Drink water, glass after glass.  Finally allowed to piss on the porch, full sight of cars passing by.  But this time, bra and panties look like a swimsuit, being all shiny.

3. ......
"No, not the porch!  Anything but the porch!"
"Anything !?!?!?!"
"The porch! The porch...."

She has to piss on porch, through the plastic panties which are easily disposed of. 


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RE: creative kitchen toys - 9/27/2011 7:05:00 AM   
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RE: creative kitchen toys - 9/27/2011 10:37:30 AM   
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RE: creative kitchen toys - 9/27/2011 11:10:10 AM   
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And we won't even mention the hours of joy you can have with bamboo skewers, chopsticks, crab mallets and nutcrackers.
Wanna make her scream, grab her labia(Or tits, or nips, or lips, or tongue)with a nutcracker and just twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist.
Even better, see if you can lift her off the ground using only her lower lips.
Oh hell yeah. I'm getting a woody just remembering...

(Did I ever mention I've been asked to do demos on household items as toys? The kitchen is the first place to look-so much boomdiggedy to be found)


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RE: creative kitchen toys - 9/27/2011 2:14:58 PM   
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Oh hell yeah. I'm getting a woody just remembering...

I can see it now......





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RE: creative kitchen toys - 9/27/2011 10:03:44 PM   
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RE: creative kitchen toys - 9/27/2011 10:09:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		Meat tenderizers - NOT for that, you perverts!  Do NOT break your toys!  We hurt but do no harm!
ONLY for sensation play..... all those wonderful little nuggies - up and down the back.  YUM!



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RE: creative kitchen toys - 9/28/2011 1:46:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		Lobster pliers. If you are handy take a wire wisk and snip the ends so the thing pops open. Have fun smacking someone with it a few times, or use it like a wire rake. They leave great marks if you are into visual.

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