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mistoferin -> Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... (5/22/2006 10:40:17 PM)

.....that would sound really out of place if you heard them anywhere else.

Example: "Hey Bob your balls are on fire!"




BitaTruble -> RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... (5/22/2006 10:47:01 PM)

"No, no.. the plug goes in the OTHER way!"




HarryVanWinkle -> RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... (5/22/2006 10:53:59 PM)

"My goodness, what a big cock you have, Celeste."




Wulfchyld -> RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... (5/22/2006 11:04:24 PM)

Ooo.... yummy a cattle prod!




Reflectivesoul -> RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... (5/23/2006 12:04:49 AM)

" omg a demonstration on anal milking....."




Yedi -> RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... (5/23/2006 1:01:06 AM)

I chained her in the grope booth for a hour




BitaTruble -> RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... (5/23/2006 1:22:10 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle

"My goodness, what a big cock you have, Celeste."


"It's all good.. it's detachable and sleeps in it's own drawer next to the bed." [8D]




Vendaval -> RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... (5/23/2006 1:36:05 AM)

"Would you mind holding still so I can count your piercings?"

Vendaval




HouseofBear -> RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... (5/23/2006 5:02:30 PM)

I think that ass needs to be a little bit redder.




MadameDahlia -> RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... (5/23/2006 5:05:52 PM)

"Bend over once more and show them your guiche."




mistoferin -> RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... (5/23/2006 5:09:51 PM)

"If you wouldn't be opposed, I'd really like to whip your slave."




Yedi -> RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... (5/23/2006 8:16:27 PM)

This one was  actually heard

"My god I wouldn't whip my horse with that thing"




Rumtiger -> RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... (5/23/2006 8:19:35 PM)

"enough toilets for everybody?"





Yedi -> RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... (5/23/2006 8:28:13 PM)

Wow thathas to be the most painfull thing I ever saw, Me next me next Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!




Arpig -> RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... (5/23/2006 9:48:26 PM)

Gee thanks...my name is Bob[:(]




Yedi -> RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... (5/23/2006 9:49:50 PM)

Only 14 piercings?????




Lordandmaster -> RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... (5/23/2006 10:53:39 PM)

Do NOT go near the St. Andrew's cross.




candystripper -> RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... (5/23/2006 11:20:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

Do NOT go near the St. Andrew's cross.


aw, really?  i kinda like that one.
 
candystripper




Vendaval -> RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... (5/24/2006 12:22:29 AM)

May I compliment Your slave's Brazilian.  What salon and/or esthetician do You recommend?
 
[:D]  Vendaval




CERCKL -> RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... (5/24/2006 1:44:28 AM)

"Could you help me get these leashes untangled?"

C




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