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Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... - 5/22/2006 10:40:17 PM   
mistoferin


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Status: offline 		.....that would sound really out of place if you heard them anywhere else.

Example: "Hey Bob your balls are on fire!"

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RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... - 5/22/2006 10:47:01 PM   
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RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... - 5/22/2006 10:53:59 PM   
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RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... - 5/22/2006 11:04:24 PM   
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RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... - 5/23/2006 12:04:49 AM   
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RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... - 5/23/2006 1:01:06 AM   
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RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... - 5/23/2006 1:22:10 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle

"My goodness, what a big cock you have, Celeste."


"It's all good.. it's detachable and sleeps in it's own drawer next to the bed."

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RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... - 5/23/2006 1:36:05 AM   
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RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... - 5/23/2006 5:02:30 PM   
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RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... - 5/23/2006 5:05:52 PM   
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RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... - 5/23/2006 5:09:51 PM   
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RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... - 5/23/2006 8:16:27 PM   
Yedi


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"My god I wouldn't whip my horse with that thing"

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RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... - 5/23/2006 8:19:35 PM   
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RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... - 5/23/2006 8:28:13 PM   
Yedi


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< Message edited by Yedi -- 5/23/2006 8:29:37 PM >

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RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... - 5/23/2006 9:48:26 PM   
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RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... - 5/23/2006 9:49:50 PM   
Yedi


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RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... - 5/23/2006 10:53:39 PM   
Lordandmaster


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RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... - 5/23/2006 11:20:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

Do NOT go near the St. Andrew's cross.


aw, really?  i kinda like that one.
 
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RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... - 5/24/2006 12:22:29 AM   
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  Vendaval

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So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
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RE: Things you might hear at a lifestyle event.... - 5/24/2006 1:44:28 AM   
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