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same bollocks, different thread - 9/30/2011 6:30:00 PM   
britcrucio


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Status: offline 		Now I've got nowt of anything interesting to say, but I though to me sen 'that doesn't seem tom stop most folk on here' so i thought i'd join in in typing bollocks for the sake of it. I suppose I could come up with some witty strap line, but we all know that's just a cloud to mask that thee has nowt better to do with tha sen.

I'm admitting I've got nowt better to do this fine evening, I've taken advantage of the Indian summer we Brits are having and had a bbq. I've gone through a few bottles of Aldi's finest imported cheap French ale (£3.09 for 10 bottles)and if i'm honest i'm a bit tw@tted. So when i got me sen to bed, I thought the thing I need to be doing is sharing me thoughts with the rest of the online kinky folk out there.
I'm not forcing ya to read it...

If you swim with sharks it's your own daft fault that thee gets tha legs bitten off, there was a ruddy flag flying saying "don't swim here there a bid shark out there"..If I kick a Rottweiler in it's plumbs it's gonna bite me leg.

Jordan. What a knob. Who cares?

Peter Andre, what a knob. Who cares?

Would t' world be a better place if all those who have sold a story to Heat be assassinated?

Should Germany have bailed out Greece yet again, knowing that they will never be able to repay their debt? If 80% of Germans didn't want to, is it really a democracy? You watch, there will be an up-roar and they'll end up invading Poland.

We could also argue that 2M folk took to the streets in anti war marches yet we still invaded....when does a democracy stop being a democracy??

I had 2 hotdogs, half a burger, some chicken and a lamb chop. It was a rare treat. I'm not a fan of sweetcorn.

Does Obama have the right to sanction the assassination of Anwar al-Aulaq the Al qaeda fella in Yemen because he influenced others? I think the world is fast becoming a very dangerous place to live.

In 2000 years will we believe in our lord Harry Potter?

On that note I'm off to bed.






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RE: same bollocks, different thread - 9/30/2011 6:53:45 PM   
Termyn8or


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RE: same bollocks, different thread - 9/30/2011 6:59:38 PM   
HeatherMcLeather


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Status: offline 		It was 2:30 AM his time when he posted it 

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RE: same bollocks, different thread - 9/30/2011 7:17:56 PM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		Shhh, I knew that, I was being a smartass. Actually it was EXACTLY 2:30 which deprived me of another little kick. Like if it was 2:37 I would have said 2:37, or possibly 2:36.

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RE: same bollocks, different thread - 9/30/2011 7:22:38 PM   
HeatherMcLeather


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Status: offline 		Ah well, then I am the dumb ass this time*, eh?  Actually I should edit my post to say something completely unrelated so people will wonder what you are talking about. 


*<How long do you figure till somebody comes along to post something along the lines of "What do you mean THIS time"?>

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RE: same bollocks, different thread - 9/30/2011 7:27:46 PM   
Termyn8or


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RE: same bollocks, different thread - 9/30/2011 7:45:23 PM   
Kaliko


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RE: same bollocks, different thread - 9/30/2011 7:49:23 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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RE: same bollocks, different thread - 9/30/2011 8:02:06 PM   
Andryanna


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RE: same bollocks, different thread - 9/30/2011 9:27:27 PM   
erieangel


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RE: same bollocks, different thread - 9/30/2011 11:08:50 PM   
myotherself


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quote:

ORIGINAL: britcrucio


I'm admitting I've got nowt better to do this fine evening, I've taken advantage of the Indian summer we Brits are having and had a bbq. I've gone through a few bottles of Aldi's finest imported cheap French ale (£3.09 for 10 bottles)and if i'm honest i'm a bit tw@tted. So when i got me sen to bed, I thought the thing I need to be doing is sharing me thoughts with the rest of the online kinky folk out there.
I'm not forcing ya to read it...




Aldi french ale? Poundstretcher not good enough for you, eh?
Fucking snob

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If you swim with sharks it's your own daft fault that thee gets tha legs bitten off, there was a ruddy flag flying saying "don't swim here there a bid shark out there"..If I kick a Rottweiler in it's plumbs it's gonna bite me leg.



They divven't tell ye roond my beach that swimmin' wi dunkies means ya risk chokin' ter death...damn that sewage outlet!

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Jordan. What a knob. Who cares?

Peter Andre, what a knob. Who cares?



Jordan is one of our finest knob-jockeys - divven't diss the lass! She cud be our only chance uv a gold in 2012.

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Would t' world be a better place if all those who have sold a story to Heat be assassinated?



And everyone what buys a copy to be neutered

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Should Germany have bailed out Greece yet again, knowing that they will never be able to repay their debt? If 80% of Germans didn't want to, is it really a democracy? You watch, there will be an up-roar and they'll end up invading Poland.



What? Never happen! If they did there'd be war on.

quote:



We could also argue that 2M folk took to the streets in anti war marches yet we still invaded....when does a democracy stop being a democracy??



Can I phone a friend?

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I had 2 hotdogs, half a burger, some chicken and a lamb chop. It was a rare treat. I'm not a fan of sweetcorn.



Then your poo will be decidedly dull without the golden studs of corn. You disappoint me.

quote:



Does Obama have the right to sanction the assassination of Anwar al-Aulaq the Al qaeda fella in Yemen because he influenced others? I think the world is fast becoming a very dangerous place to live.



Try walking around Gateshead with a mobile phone in yer hand and 20p in yer pocket. THEN you will understand the real meaning of danger.

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In 2000 years will we believe in our lord Harry Potter?


I'm voting for Voldemort. Better tailor.

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On that note I'm off to bed.




Wuss.







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RE: same bollocks, different thread - 9/30/2011 11:33:35 PM   
Termyn8or


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How do I get there ?

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RE: same bollocks, different thread - 9/30/2011 11:36:01 PM   
DeviantlyD


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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

"Try walking around Gateshead with a mobile phone in yer hand and 20p in yer pocket."

How do I get there ?

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A plane ride and a taxi would be my guess.

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RE: same bollocks, different thread - 10/1/2011 12:18:34 AM   
myotherself


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ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD




A plane ride and a taxi would be my guess.




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RE: same bollocks, different thread - 10/1/2011 7:36:55 AM   
windchymes


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Status: offline 		With words like "nowt" and "daft", I felt like I was reading a James Herriott book.....


"All Creatures Great & Small" series

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RE: same bollocks, different thread - 10/1/2011 7:49:53 AM   
SternSkipper


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Status: offline 		SOMEBODY CALL THE MOUNTIES ABOUT A WELLNESS CHECK ON NS!!!!!
The title of the thread contains "Bullock" and he hasn't weighed in!!!!
I for one think he may be in his apartment lookin' all David Carradine n' shit


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RE: same bollocks, different thread - 10/2/2011 12:40:48 AM   
myotherself


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ORIGINAL: windchymes

With words like "nowt" and "daft", I felt like I was reading a James Herriott book.....


"All Creatures Great & Small" series


I LOVE those books! I think I have them all...somewhere...

*runs off to check*

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RE: same bollocks, different thread - 10/2/2011 12:52:22 AM   
Termyn8or


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RE: same bollocks, different thread - 10/2/2011 12:56:28 AM   
myotherself


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RE: same bollocks, different thread - 10/2/2011 1:06:58 AM   
Termyn8or


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German or Hershey's ?

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