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RE: ~ Happy Birthday Miss Lockit ~ - 10/2/2011 1:37:29 PM   
DarkSteven


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Happy birthday.


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RE: ~ Happy Birthday Miss Lockit ~ - 10/2/2011 1:39:10 PM   
LinnaeaBorealis


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Status: offline 		I believe in celebrating the birth season & stretching it out as long as possible. I broke my own record this year by my dominant buying my dinner last Wed & saying it was a birthday present. So this season has lasted a full 6 months. You know, it goes from the first birthday wish to the last. Sometimes one day is just not enough!! Enjoy!!!

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RE: ~ Happy Birthday Miss Lockit ~ - 10/3/2011 7:40:55 AM   
poise


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Twelve more days to go!

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RE: ~ Happy Birthday Miss Lockit ~ - 10/3/2011 8:42:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		I think it's called Happy birthday Extravaganza.

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RE: ~ Happy Birthday Miss Lockit ~ - 10/3/2011 11:20:10 AM   
LanceHughes


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Status: offline 		Since we have no idea how many will "show" for the party, maybe we should go with cupcakes.  This is a great idea.  Cut off the tops, turn the cakes over and then, this person used poured fondant.  HMMMmmmmm.  Lance heads to kitchen.... thinking.....










<edited for F*CKING spelling errors! TWICE!>

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 10/3/2011 11:33:50 AM >

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RE: ~ Happy Birthday Miss Lockit ~ - 10/3/2011 3:22:21 PM   
LanceHughes


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Status: offline 		poise put me into a floral mood, so here's a lily.....





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RE: ~ Happy Birthday Miss Lockit ~ - 10/3/2011 3:28:20 PM   
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< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 10/3/2011 3:32:38 PM >

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RE: ~ Happy Birthday Miss Lockit ~ - 10/3/2011 4:13:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		I know its early Lockit, but Happy Birthday!

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RE: ~ Happy Birthday Miss Lockit ~ - 10/3/2011 6:45:50 PM   
dreamofthemoon


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Happy (one day closer to your) birthday, Miss Lockit!





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RE: ~ Happy Birthday Miss Lockit ~ - 10/3/2011 7:20:18 PM   
yourdarkdesire


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Status: offline 		ooohhh - can I have one of the dark chocolate ones? If Miz Lockit doesn't need them all?????

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RE: ~ Happy Birthday Miss Lockit ~ - 10/3/2011 7:27:56 PM   
dreamofthemoon


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Status: offline 		Of course!
If Lockit doesn't mind me saying so. xD
i might have to sneak one or two away for myself, actually.

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RE: ~ Happy Birthday Miss Lockit ~ - 10/3/2011 9:08:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		Lance wants to know why they all have identical braclets, flip-flops, pants (with identical tears - or is that a logo.)  Furthermore, they lined up from left to right in height order, smallest to left.

Identical shirts - namely NONE!  Identical belts.  More "in uniform" than I've seen in a long time. Pant, pant, pant - - -  - yes, Lance we know.  You already said "Identical pants." LOL!

What is that military (?) building behind them.

Where are they going?  What are they DOING?  WHO are they doing?

// Lance collapses in a frenzy at his keyboard..... BARK! Woof!  YUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! //











ETA:  After re-gaining consciousness, Lance manages to speak: "May I have one please? "

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 10/3/2011 9:11:56 PM >

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RE: ~ Happy Birthday Miss Lockit ~ - 10/4/2011 6:49:23 AM   
LanceHughes


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Status: offline 		Lance deeply, deeply apologizies and realizes he has drifted off the string.

HAPPY, HAPPY B'DAY, Lockit ! ! ! !

ETA:  I KNEW I could find one!





< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 10/4/2011 6:57:40 AM >

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RE: ~ Happy Birthday Miss Lockit ~ - 10/4/2011 7:11:53 AM   
myotherself


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Status: offline 		Happy (early) bunday, Lockit!


{{{{{{{{hugsssssssss}}}}}}}}

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RE: ~ Happy Birthday Miss Lockit ~ - 10/4/2011 7:23:48 AM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		Hey, I don't mind sharing what other people catch for me! You would have to add a couple of those guys up to meet my old lady status, so I must temper myself. (But I did kind of like the fifth one from the left. hehe) I think I will go for the tighty whitey cake. I might be safer. Wouldn't want to have a heart attack ya know!

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RE: ~ Happy Birthday Miss Lockit ~ - 10/4/2011 9:05:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		Happy Birthday, Lockit!
You're one of my favorite posters!




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RE: ~ Happy Birthday Miss Lockit ~ - 10/4/2011 9:23:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		Happy Birthday, Lock.

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RE: ~ Happy Birthday Miss Lockit ~ - 10/5/2011 7:49:36 AM   
Lucylastic


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Status: offline 		Lockit you delightfullady, you are adored, Happy belly button day my friend
Hugggggggs
oh and a lil sumtin to bide you over,


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RE: ~ Happy Birthday Miss Lockit ~ - 10/5/2011 4:48:31 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

Lance wants to know why they all have identical braclets, flip-flops, pants (with identical tears - or is that a logo.)  Furthermore, they lined up from left to right in height order, smallest to left.

Identical shirts - namely NONE!  Identical belts.  More "in uniform" than I've seen in a long time. Pant, pant, pant - - -  - yes, Lance we know.  You already said "Identical pants." LOL!

What is that military (?) building behind them.

Where are they going?  What are they DOING?  WHO are they doing?

// Lance collapses in a frenzy at his keyboard..... BARK! Woof!  YUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! //











ETA:  After re-gaining consciousness, Lance manages to speak: "May I have one please? "

Lol!

Lance, i believe they are Abercrombie models. Here's the page where i found the photo, though i had to resize it in Paint.

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RE: ~ Happy Birthday Miss Lockit ~ - 10/6/2011 6:07:51 AM   
poise


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Status: offline 		Happy Early Birthday Miss Lockit!





only n i n e more days to go!
I think...

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