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2nite u drink from the bottle - 5/23/2006 1:38:48 PM   
DameDarkness


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A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks  
a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes  
a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello  
master, I will grant you one wish; anything you want."  

The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking  
tequila." Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila  
whenever I want, so make me pee tequila."  

The Genie grants him his wish. When the Mexican gets home, he  
gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks at  
the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila. Then he smells  
the liquid. Smells like tequila. So he takes a taste and it  
is the best tequila he has ever tasted. the Mexican yells to  
his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly."  

She comes running down the hall and the Mexican takes another  
glass out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink  
it. It is tequila.  

Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is  
the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and  
partied all night.  

The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his  
wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to  
fill the two glasses. The result is the same. The tequila is  
excellent and the couple drinks until the sun comes up.  

Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home and tells  
his wife, "Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we  
will drink Tequila."  

His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the  
table. The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he fills  
it, his wife asks him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one  
glass?"  

Pancho raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, Mi Amor,  
you drink from the bottle."

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RE: 2nite u drink from the bottle - 5/23/2006 8:01:46 PM   
Dustyn


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LOL

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Murderer?! Murderer! Let me tell you something about murder. It's fun; it's easy; you gonna learn ALL about it. - Tin Tin

Can you be more amusing?

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