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who was jesus? - 5/23/2006 1:44:41 PM   
siouxie


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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1.  He called everyone brother.
2.  He liked Gospel.
3.  He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1.  He went into His Father's business.
2.  He lived at home until he was 33.
3.  He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1.  He talked with His hands.
2.  He had wine with His meals.
3.  He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1.  He never cut His hair.
2.  He walked around barefoot all the time.
3.  He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian

1.  He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3.  He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1.  He never got married.
2.  He was always telling stories.
3.  He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all -  proof that Jesus was a woman:

1.  He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2.  He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3.  And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

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My therapist says that would not be appropriate just now
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RE: who was jesus? - 5/23/2006 8:03:08 PM   
Dustyn


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ROTFLMAO

I have GOT to send this to my Catholic parents...


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Can you be more amusing?

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