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Sheets for squirting? - 10/8/2011 12:12:54 PM

SubvsSlave

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Hello everyone, I hope your weekend is going splendidly

For those who squirt or have been with someone that has....what's the best way to keep from having to sleep in a puddle? We've been using towels but it still soaks through. I have a far reaching range and it gets on the floor, dresser, etc. Drop cloth the room each night?

Any suggestions? Thank you.

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RE: Sheets for squirting? - 10/11/2011 12:03:13 PM

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Plastic sheet like they put on beds for incontinent people and a stack of towels. When the fun is done for the evening, strip it off and the bed sheet will be good to go.

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RE: Sheets for squirting? - 10/11/2011 12:16:42 PM

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I looked at your profile to check your location; you may have cheap fleece 'throw' blankets in your stores like we do: they're 8x10', and I find them better than towels. Lay one over the sheets, then toss over the side of the bed, and no one has to sleep in the lake, or get up to change the bedding.
Squirt on!

Edited to add: and they're VERY soft, so also far more comfortable under your ass than a towel.

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RE: Sheets for squirting? - 10/11/2011 2:48:07 PM

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i know some people who use absorbent bed pads.
i use a bunch of towels if/when it happens.

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RE: Sheets for squirting? - 10/11/2011 3:01:05 PM

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Well,... I am single and dont have casual sex so when i play with myself, i just use a large plastic bag, like a big walmart bag or large garbage bag and then put cheapie bath towel(s) on top of that, laying that down on the bed. You could probably go to the dollar store and get a large plastic table cloth or to a home depot and get a plastic drop sheet used by painters. The plastic gives the towel(s) time to soak up the squirtiness...

I dont like to sleep on plastic-type sheets cuz they are noisy to me, so what i do works fine for me for now, handy and temporary for when i need it..

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RE: Sheets for squirting? - 10/11/2011 5:50:20 PM

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Thank you everyone for the suggestions. I appreciate your time to answer my post.

Tantriqu - Love your idea for the fleece. Those would definitely feel better than the old, not good for company to use towels.

The plastic tabletop, sheet put down under the towels is a great idea too. Yeah, no more cold, wet spot to sleep in. Lol

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RE: Sheets for squirting? - 10/11/2011 5:51:03 PM

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yea that works and well its one of those things that you just get a towel and keep it to wash and designate as the "sex" towel and such. works for me and my husband every time and well i dont squirt alot so yea i dont need alot of plastic under me unless well we rush in to fun before ive had a potty break then well you can piece together the rest LOL.

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RE: Sheets for squirting? - 10/11/2011 7:27:27 PM

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you're welcome!
and PS:
and an old yoga mat over the mattress in case of squirting, red-wing sex, etc. [quieter than plastic]

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RE: Sheets for squirting? - 1/11/2012 10:39:02 AM

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I ended up buting my mattress in a plastic mattress bag that zips up. I think it is to prevent dust mites, dust allergies... but it works well. The outer sheets can be easily changed for the night.

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RE: Sheets for squirting? - 1/11/2012 1:12:46 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SubvsSlave

Hello everyone, I hope your weekend is going splendidly

For those who squirt or have been with someone that has....what's the best way to keep from having to sleep in a puddle? We've been using towels but it still soaks through. I have a far reaching range and it gets on the floor, dresser, etc. Drop cloth the room each night?

Any suggestions? Thank you.

A plastic shower curtain you use for the tub works great, but is a bit noisy. Cheap.

Another choice, washable chux, incontinence pads you can toss into the washer.

http://www.ebay.com/sch/sis.html?_kw=2++XL++ADULT+WASHABLE++INCONTINENT+BED+PADS+/+CHUX

They are readily available at medical supply stores or on line. Well worth the investment.

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RE: Sheets for squirting? - 1/12/2012 4:46:42 AM

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Don't forget some form of loin cloth. Squirts can travel off the bed.

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RE: Sheets for squirting? - 1/15/2012 8:22:58 AM

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Puppy pads.

If you know a surgical nurse, surgical pads are similar, but larger, a plastic sheet with an absorbent layer of cellulose, you might be able to get them online, but puppy pads are cheap and easily available, you just throw them out.

In a pinch, pile throws on top of a plastic sheet, even a tarp or piece of viscuene, an old shower curtain, etc. will work, you can wash the pile throws, but the tarp will probably have to be hosed off, unless you use that very thin plastic sheeting used for disposable drop cloths, available in the hardware section - it's relatively inexpensive and it's not as noisy as the thicker stuff.

I have a variety of pans and tubs for different situations and positions, even contemplated a cheap toboggan at one point, although it might be hard to explain why you have a toboggan in your bedroom, lol.

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RE: Sheets for squirting? - 1/18/2012 5:23:38 PM

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Tazzygirl - thanks for the link!!

Sexythoughts - my Master likes to see it arc through the air (lol, though i have no control over when or if that will happen) so the loin cloth would not go over well with him. Thank you for posting. I'll keep it in mind if I'm playing solo though.

xssve - thank you for replying, and yes, a toboggan would be a funny thing to have to explain

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RE: Sheets for squirting? - 1/20/2012 9:57:26 AM

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Those are what I use. The intial cost can be a bit high, but considering they're washable, and totally protect the bed, they are totally worth it. I had tried stacks of towels after I learned how to squirt, but they just weren't nearly enough. I'd soak through anyway.

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i know some people who use absorbent bed pads.
i use a bunch of towels if/when it happens.

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RE: Sheets for squirting? - 1/20/2012 10:08:34 AM

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When I had a brand new bed, the furniture store included a "mattress protector". It was similar to a plastic sheet in the level of protection it gave from liquids, but it was similar to cotton terrycloth in the look and feel. It did have a slight plastic "rustle" sound to it, but not nearly as bad as straight plastic. We would still use towels or pads, because frequently changing the sheets on a King sized bed was a pain, but it was nice knowing the mattress was safe.

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I ended up buting my mattress in a plastic mattress bag that zips up. I think it is to prevent dust mites, dust allergies... but it works well. The outer sheets can be easily changed for the night.

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RE: Sheets for squirting? - 1/20/2012 10:17:53 AM

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Hi shylilbear, I ended up buying one of those mattress protectors like you described. I need to still buy some of those pads though. I agree with you, the towels don't soak it up that great. I never know when, or if, I'll squirt so it is hit and miss, no pun intended. Lol

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RE: Sheets for squirting? - 1/20/2012 1:09:06 PM

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I wonder if you hooked a breast milk pump, up to a pussy suction cup, whether it would catch it all?

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RE: Sheets for squirting? - 1/20/2012 2:30:43 PM

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LOL...what the hell is a pussy suction cup??? Have you ever seen someone use a breast pump? From experience, the contraption is cumbersome....though your idea sounds interesting even if only for a one time hmmm, I wonder what this would be like point of view.

Haha....you have me cracking up over here.

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RE: Sheets for squirting? - 1/21/2012 3:51:59 AM

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A waterproof matress pad (available even at Walmart) and disposable Chux, however even as a child I enjoyed running through the sprinkler!

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RE: Sheets for squirting? - 1/21/2012 11:12:31 PM

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LOL...what the hell is a pussy suction cup???

It's a clear cup that fits around the mons pubis/labial region, but not the anus. It has a soft silicone seal around it, and it is held on by suction
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-u83h69cf038/TkBUHKbezpI/AAAAAAAAACM/5RY3-asJIv4/s1600/Doc+johnson+pump1.jpg

A little suction makes the cup stick to the pelvic region. More suction creates a vacuum that sucks the labia and clitoral skin.. The more the suck, the more the skin balloons, and the more blood which fills them.

It's a way of pulling two or three times more blood to the groin, than would normally be pushed there by the body. After a while, all that extra blood flow and stetched flesh required, gives abnormally hyper stimulated clit and labial nerves.

If rubbing the clit doesn't do anything for you, then this will do nothing. If your clit is wired to your brain, then the swollen nerves will do what they did before, but amplified.

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Have you ever seen someone use a breast pump? From experience, the contraption is cumbersome....though your idea sounds interesting even if only for a one time hmmm, I wonder what this would be like point of view.

Yes I have and yes it is.
But this won't be free range orgasming. Put bluntly, squirters squirt once or twice per orgasm, so to get a pint, you want non stop, overlapping multiple orgasms. Multiple orgasms cause temporary amnesia and random movements, so just to keep her constantly open, you need restraints.
And if she's restrained, you've got the rest of the room to put stuff.

Magic wands are unstoppable, but make sure to take a break after an hour, since orgasms are exercise. Dehydration is the obvious risk, for every cup of squirt, expect to lose ten more in sweat and drool. Make sure she drinks enough water that her piss turns clear.
An hour of orgasms is a temporary lobotomy. So feed her, move her restrained limbs, don't expect her to think much. Read up on subspace, this isn't it, but it's similar.
Go heavy on the TLC. If you want to go for multiple-multiple orgasms, don't break the mood. Take a rest, take a nap together. Don't start again until she's fed watered and can remember her name and basic arithmetic. You need her brain working to get the orgasms flowing, that stop her brain working.

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Haha....you have me cracking up over here.

Sex should be fun, kinky sex should be funnier.

TLDR: Use a wand to make orgasms. A pussy cup to catch the juice, a breast pump to remove the juice and keep the suction up.

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