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Aileen1968 -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/9/2011 4:09:02 AM)

Best ass rape...Shore. Great belt marks on my ass from that time too.
Best throat fucking...Shore.

Oh fuck it....best anything sex/bdsm related. Shore. It's why I ran so fast to him.
His personality, humor, love of life, intelligence, good looks, etc. is why I stay.



TheFireWithinMe -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/9/2011 5:46:15 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

quote:

Yeah, and it was you that suggested it.
incorrect.

http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=3876311

a little learning before typing is a fucking good thing. [:D]



Et tu Hannah. I said I thought it was going to be about sex, not that it should be. [:D]

ETA: In keeping with the thread, hands down my most recent ex. Oh holy crispy Christ that man could fuck!



seekerofslut -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/9/2011 6:05:39 AM)

Ok, I'll play. Really don't remember due to the induced haze, but if the welts on my back from her pounding me with a Mickey's Wide Mouth Beer yelling faster faster as I had the motorcycle tipping over 100 down a side street is any indication, it must have been damn fine. Just don't remember anything after that except her leaving in the morning..



Tantriqu -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/9/2011 6:23:26 AM)

best cock: One of the smallest, but the most responsive, the longest lasting and best at Tantra, and hence my nick. Happily attached to the only man I've ever loved, and whose owner's name I still cry out when with someone else if I'm not careful.

best pussy eater: Toughest category to choose from, but I'll say: a tie: my Scotsman, who made me speak in tongues and lose all sense of space and time, and a Yankee veteran sub, the current record holder of most oral-only orgasms in one night.

best orgasm: Tie: first multiple, first g-spot, first and latest 'speaking in tongues'

best fuck: A good vanilla man I 'turned', who took directions beautifully

best ass: A sloe-eyed Dutchman, the first man who made me speak in tongues while Taking his ass.

best hands: A scientist and a doctor who could make me come from just touching my breasts: amazing

best s&m: Happily, every good man I've ever had, in very different ways, first to last.


Thanks, it's been a rough week, and this post has made me feel very, very Thankful.
Happy Canuck Thanksgiving! gobble, gobble.



swagKrucial -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/9/2011 6:42:48 AM)

fat little jewish chick who was really eager to please. loudest fucking voice i've ever heard when she was getting fucked. went home with her to meet mommy and daddy at their big house outside l.a. that night up in the guest bedroom i crammed a sock in her mouth and taped it in there and beat her shoulders and her fat ass with a belt then fucked her right in the ass while we could hear her parents talking about some bullshit downstairs she screamed so loud through the sock i kept hoping they were going to hear her. when we were done i made her go down without cleaning up and talk to them while i stood behind her rubbing her shoulders while my cock got hard again



BurntKitty -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/9/2011 8:12:31 AM)

Best all around: Curt. I'd nicknamed him "Mr GQ". Former Illini football player, looked great in leather pants, spanked my pussy for foreplay and enjoyed fucking & flogging. Love the feeling of his belt on my tushie, but his accuracy of that belt buckle on clit still makes me quiver thinking about it.

Best pussy licker: Frank Lived on board a sail boat and had the best oral skills evah. He really rocked my boat.

Best fuck: My marine, Dave. No hidden agenda, just fucking. But I loved the look on his face when I told him to yank my hair and fuck my throat. Damn, that man could toss me around with ease to access whichever orifice he wanted.

Edited for grammatical flow. (among other things flowing.)

Pardon me, must get a towel.



ashjor911 -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/9/2011 10:10:17 AM)

Lets keep it down no one is looking at you.............[sm=lalala.gif]



Hillwilliam -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/15/2011 4:17:25 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

I'm still a virgin cause I won't do a woman who doesn't have prettier hair than me




I fixed it for ya



NocturnalStalker -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/15/2011 5:21:41 PM)

I am not amused.



TheFireWithinMe -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/15/2011 5:29:23 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

I am not amused.


Reading this, I certainly am. I also suspect your hair is having a good laugh.



playfulotter -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/15/2011 6:02:55 PM)

I would like to post a few examples on here but after doing that for a few other threads and regretting it later I am being rather sane tonight and passing...ha ha



needlesandpins -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/17/2011 1:13:53 PM)

for many years i always said that oral did nothing for me. no matter how i had tried to direct no-one ever managed to make me cum. i got to the stage where i'd just lay there while they got on with it and ignored the fact that i wasn't actually responding.

but then i met my playmate. right in front of my then husband on the first night i had to control myself as he made me cum time after time. shock is not the word to explain how i felt. after that first meet i never had to hold back again. he's just amazing.

i've had some good fucks in the past but none that majorly stick out. right now though i'm having the best sex i've ever had. there has never been that moment where i'm thinking 'if only he'd just....' he just seems to do what i need. we've been expanding on alot of new areas together and it's just hot as hell.

needles



AdorkableAiley -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/17/2011 1:35:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

I'm still a virgin cause I won't do a woman who doesn't have prettier hair than me





I fixed it for ya



Not nice... funny as hell, but really, really not nice, Hilly!



needlesandpins -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/17/2011 1:58:20 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: AdorkableAiley

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

I'm still a virgin cause I won't do a woman who doesn't have prettier hair than me





I fixed it for ya



Not nice... funny as hell, but really, really not nice, Hilly!



NS can take it, he's a big boy now. beside, what would really be not nice is to say that really it's just all extentions [;)]

needles



YSG -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/17/2011 3:06:59 PM)

Best sex ever.... Definetly my Redhead. Im one of those guys that loves foreplay. I love her bodily reactions, the gasps, moans, her muscles flexing, goose bumps, etc. I love the feeling of her hands running all over my body, the feel and taste of her mouth and tounge around mine. I love eating her out, the taste of her pussy, her moans, gasps, her body tensing, and just the words that come out of that womans mouth.... [;)]

As for actual fucking, it can start out slow and passionate, loving, feeling every moment and movement, and it may stay that way. Alot of the time, though, one of us will bite the other, or pull the other's hair, etc, and it will turn into an all out, animalistic, primal fuckfest, both of us going at it, harder and harder, kissing wildly and passionately, clawing, biting, tearing at each other, caught up in the moment, not caring if anyone can hear us....

Let me tell ya, its not just our lungs and mouths smoking afterwords [;)]



YSG -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/17/2011 3:08:39 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

I am not amused that you know the truth


Do we have to keep fixing your posts for you?



NocturnalStalker -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/17/2011 3:25:57 PM)

I can beat you all up.



YSG -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/17/2011 3:28:13 PM)

Only in your dreams, pretty boy [;)]



TheFireWithinMe -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/17/2011 3:29:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

I can't beat any of you up.


oops missed one Geoff



Hippiekinkster -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/17/2011 3:29:47 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

I can beat you all off.
All at once?



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