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I'm so mad at myself - 10/15/2011 5:40:30 PM   
whitedragonX


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Status: offline 		So i got a butt plug of the internet and its too damn big I'm not talking a little bit I'm talking alot.

So since I can't use it what should I do with it? Any sugestions?
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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/15/2011 5:41:21 PM   
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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/15/2011 5:41:31 PM   
Hillwilliam


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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/15/2011 5:43:31 PM   
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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/15/2011 5:44:18 PM   
LillyBoPeep


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um...

maybe you could make a lamp out of it? if you're not interested in stretching to fit it, you could just use it as a kinky paper weight.


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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/15/2011 6:08:06 PM   
Sakone


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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/15/2011 6:51:50 PM   
MistressDarkArt


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Status: offline 		Threaten yourself with it. When you don't feel like doing your homework, put that big plug on your work desk next to your textbook and say "If I don't get my homework done by 10 pm this puppy's going in." And keep it around for when you meet your special one...she might want to threaten you with it too or coerce you into learning to accommodate it.

FYI...you might want to think about an inflatable for your next insert. Easy to adjust the size and a good way to prepare for bigger things.

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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/15/2011 7:42:00 PM   
Hisprettybaby


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ORIGINAL: whitedragonX

So i got a butt plug of the internet and its too damn big I'm not talking a little bit I'm talking alot.

So since I can't use it what should I do with it? Any sugestions?

hahahahaha This is really funny!!! I needed a good laugh!

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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/15/2011 7:52:37 PM   
RexDarcy


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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/15/2011 8:24:42 PM   
BurntKitty


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Status: offline 		Carry it in your car instead of mace. I'm sure it can be used as a weapon. Hurl it at an attacker. No carjacker would expect to be assaulted with a large butt plug.

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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/15/2011 8:28:40 PM   
NocturnalStalker


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quote:

ORIGINAL: whitedragonX

So i got a butt plug of the internet and its too damn big I'm not talking a little bit I'm talking alot.

So since I can't use it what should I do with it? Any sugestions?


I guess you should've...

*Puts on sunglasses*

Been more anal.

Yeeeeeeah.


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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/15/2011 8:32:42 PM   
AcademyForSlaves


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Status: offline 		Hello,

Here are some suggestions:

-Send it back.
-Stretch yourself.
-Stick it in a slave who deserves it.
-Stick it on the end of your (or a slave's) nose or in the mouth (either end).
-Wear it around your neck.
-Use it as a door stopper.
-Use it on your keychain.

Hope this helps.

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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/15/2011 8:59:31 PM   
Delilya


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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/15/2011 9:00:23 PM   
Hisprettybaby


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ORIGINAL: Delilya

Hang it from your rear view mirror.

Rear view!!

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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/15/2011 9:01:42 PM   
SexyThoughts


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Status: offline 		Wrap it in lots of layers of wrapping paper, then play a game of Pass The Parcel Extreme!! with some tight arses?

< Message edited by SexyThoughts -- 10/15/2011 9:02:22 PM >

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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/15/2011 9:07:53 PM   
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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/15/2011 11:25:58 PM   
AdorkableAiley


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Give it to your neighbor's puppy to chew on. Kind of a "Kinky Kong Ball"



Really? This is the best idea I ever heard!


To the Op-  I really, really don't know what to do with a large but plug-well I do but well... I digress. I suggest though, next time, take extra care to look at the plug size, you want to start of small anyway.


Ailey

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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/15/2011 11:28:35 PM   
Focus50


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Status: offline 		Normally my reflex respone to any "what should I do with?" question is a flippant "shove it up your arse!"....

Seems I need some new material....

Focus.

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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/15/2011 11:30:23 PM   
AdorkableAiley


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ORIGINAL: Focus50

Normally my reflex respone to any "what should I do with?" question is a flippant "shove it up your arse!"....

Seems I need some new material....

Focus.


LOL no, no Focus, I think this material is just perfect for this thread... Never ever change


Ailey

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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/16/2011 12:16:24 AM   
HeatherMcLeather


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LOL no, no Focus, I think this material is just perfect for this thread
I concur.

To the OP, my advice is to follow Focus' initial instinctive advice, namely shove it in, it will fit. Trust me, some very large things can and will fit given enough lube and pressure.

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