I could maybe take a dump in a paper bag and send it along for you, but don't know how we would mark it, since the VAT would be exorbitant for you, considering the huge amount of value I would be adding.
Ronne, it's not food that's already DIGESTED! You're such a giver!
Sploshing doesn't seem to be BDSM oriented, at least I havent met anyone really into BOTH.
Years ago, some dude wanted me to be the Margaret Dumont role in a pie in the face movie (she was the matronly one in the three stooges movies) I was so sorry the guy was in New Jersey if it had been a local gig I would have been SO into it!