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ErtcWickdWanda -> Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. (5/25/2006 8:44:25 AM)
*$ 6.50 The cost of a cab ride to Waikiki's Ho' stroll* *$ 65.00 The cost of a room for 30 min, with clean sheets.* *$ 250.00 the cost of getting the prostitute to do half & half with* *out a rubber.* *Pricessless: The look on your wifes face when she finds out you* *gave her the clap.* *Heehehee[:D]*

Lidh2l -> RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. (5/25/2006 1:38:57 PM)
Disposable, film-integrated camera: $17.00 Hotel room: $40.00 Hospital bill for sprained spine: $376.81 Irrefutable proof that you can suck your own dick: Fuckin' priceless

RubberWitch -> RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. (5/25/2006 2:46:24 PM)
3 doses of rohypnol £8 cab fare from your old school to the Turkish sauna, £34 Digital camcorder £199 6 brawny "massures" for half an hour £340 Server costs £25 A lasting and devilish revenge on your old PE teacher.. priceless J

gooddogbenji -> RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. (5/25/2006 2:51:14 PM)
1 large, weighted net - $134.19 Cab ride home, including necessary bribes - $300.00 Hammer, hacksaw, and drill set - $356.97 Having the perfect, flexible, willing, masochistic, obedient, slutty slave of your dreams - Priceless! Yours, benji

fastlane -> RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. (5/25/2006 3:48:46 PM)
Flight to Egypt....$987 One guide ...........$300 Two camels........$400 My Harem..........$1,141 jack-off material for a lifetime........PRICELESS

gooddogbenji -> RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. (5/25/2006 4:21:29 PM)
Fastlane's Fantasy - $2828.00 Video Camera - $96.34 Registration for www.30secondsintheFastlane.com - $8.99/year Blackmail material for a lifetime - Priceless! Yours, benji

fastlane -> RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. (5/25/2006 5:08:31 PM)
BAD DOG.....BAD,BAD,DOG You kinky lil mutt, you love it.....smiles and throws Benji a bone...Priceless.[:D] Kevin Down boy...Dayum!

FloridaISIS -> RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. (5/25/2006 6:50:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fastlane Flight to Egypt....$987 One guide ...........$300 Two camels........$400 My Harem..........$1,141 jack-off material for a lifetime........PRICELESS Receiving the intended effect [sm=biggrin.gif]........PRICELESS

FloridaISIS -> RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. (5/25/2006 6:53:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lidh2l Disposable, film-integrated camera: $17.00 Hotel room: $40.00 Hospital bill for sprained spine: $376.81 Irrefutable proof that you can suck your own dick: Fuckin' priceless Gives a whole new meaning to c--k sucker[sm=brush.gif]

RubberWitch -> RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. (5/26/2006 7:14:49 AM)
Yup, it gives you the sort of smugness reserved for Jehovas witnesses and Mac users to have that cast iron retort to "Go fuck yourself" J

innocentJenna -> RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. (5/26/2006 11:46:01 AM)
one romantic cruise for two......$1500 an assortement of kinky toys to spice things up....$400 more lube than anyone could ever need....$50 the look on your wifes face when she gets the bill a month after you left her for your secretary.....PRICELESS

ErtcWickdWanda -> RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. (5/30/2006 6:32:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lidh2l Disposable, film-integrated camera: $17.00 Hotel room: $40.00 Hospital bill for sprained spine: $376.81 Irrefutable proof that you can suck your own dick: Fuckin' priceless *Fantastic!!!* *That was great!, I am glad this one got some play off it!... I loved them all, reallr!!... You think that Master Card Might Use Any Of Them ????*[sm=crop.gif]

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