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mistersir81 -> Hi, need slave. (10/26/2011 9:54:40 PM)

If you do what your told and live to serve, come and say hi. Don't be shy. I've given you permission.




DarkSteven -> RE: Hi, need slave. (10/27/2011 4:14:03 AM)

Welcome to collarme.  A few tips:

1. You don't need to grant anyone permission to do anything.  Not until he or she accepts you as his or her Dominant.
2. All sorts of people read these forums.  Men, women, Dom/mes, subs, slaves, switches.  You seem to think that only female subs that meet your unstated specifications will respond.  Or are you desperate enough to take anyone?
3. Slaves are unlikely to go for someone with no experience.  I'd suggest you either give your experience level in your profile, or else scale back to looking for a sub.
4. Women tend to think in terms of commitment and relationships.  As such, they're unlikely to go for someone whose own commitment is limited to a blank profile and a misspelled one line intro.

So, fill out your profile, making sure it reflects you.  Spend some time, and don't expect that the woman of your dreams will fall out of the sky right away.

Welcome to collarme!




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Hi, need slave. (10/27/2011 4:17:48 AM)

You mean, Collar Me isn't like a slaves'r'us ? You can't just post an ad and they come running? Er crawling?

Well dang, Stevie, say it ain't so.

Welcome to the discussion side of CM, MisterSir.






BurntKitty -> RE: Hi, need slave. (10/27/2011 5:27:09 AM)

OP,

Listen to the wise DS. He gets all the hot wimmins around these parts flocking to him.

Welcome to CM and good luck.



And Steve- Flock me baby.





OsideGirl -> RE: Hi, need slave. (10/27/2011 7:36:54 AM)

<sigh>




wolf223 -> RE: Hi, need slave. (10/27/2011 7:46:06 AM)


Damn I have to go through all that?
No wonder it's taking so long, maybe there should be instructions
somewhere.





myotherself -> RE: Hi, need slave. (10/27/2011 7:50:53 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: mistersir81

If you do what you're told and live to serve, come and say hi. Don't be shy. I've given you permission.


Fixed it!

Heyyy, I live to serve, don't I?

And you told me I could....[8|]

*helpful spelling bunny*




ashjor911 -> RE: Hi, need slave. (10/27/2011 8:24:58 AM)

What DS said ......
Welcome To CM




MistressDarkArt -> RE: Hi, need slave. (10/27/2011 11:28:09 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself


quote:

ORIGINAL: mistersir81

If you do what you're told and live to serve, come and say hi. Don't be shy. I've given you permission.


Fixed it!

Heyyy, I live to serve, don't I?

And you told me I could....[8|]

*helpful spelling bunny*


Thank you, bun-buns. I really wanted to do that but was struggling to practice self-restraint. [:D]

OP, what all the other folks said, and welcome to CM.




OsideGirl -> RE: Hi, need slave. (10/27/2011 12:09:38 PM)

I feel like I'm at a pick up joint on a Saturday night......




seekerofslut -> RE: Hi, need slave. (10/27/2011 12:13:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

You mean, Collar Me isn't like a slaves'r'us ? You can't just post an ad and they come running? Er crawling?



I thought I could pick one up, next to the collard greens across from the cantaloupes.

/s




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Hi, need slave. (10/27/2011 1:39:03 PM)

Well, welcome to CM and the boards.  Take Steven's advice wouldja?
quote:

If I do what I'm told????
 
quote:

And I'm given permission?
  OY VEY bub, only one tells me what to do and give me permission.  Guess what? Ain't you.  Good luck though, methinks you're going to need it unless you do a quick change on the attitude.  Juuuuuuuuuuuust sayin.................




JanahX -> RE: Hi, need slave. (10/27/2011 11:44:17 PM)

Is it me ... or has there just been a HUGE flood of idiots posting lately.

Fuckin' A !




OohAahMrs -> RE: Hi, need slave. (10/28/2011 6:10:28 AM)

Welcome mist, thanks for turning up! What's wrong with these girls?




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Hi, need slave. (10/28/2011 6:18:56 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: seekerofslut

quote:

ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

You mean, Collar Me isn't like a slaves'r'us ? You can't just post an ad and they come running? Er crawling?





I thought I could pick one up, next to the collard greens across from the cantaloupes.

/s



You are in the wrong aisle !!

Get yourself to the organic foods section.

Shesh !!




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