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Amygdalin -> Man Stabbed Over Monopoly Game (10/27/2011 2:50:21 PM)
http://news.yahoo.com/game-monopoly-leads-knife-attack-santa-fe-140505946.html I guess that guy just didn't understand how serious a game like monopoly really is. This is exactly the kind of thing that would happen in my house growing up. Except we never got to play much. The stabbings usually started when someone chose a piece someone else wanted, like shoe...

Epytropos -> RE: Man Stabbed Over Monopoly Game (10/27/2011 4:38:02 PM)
If no one is bleeding when it's over, you're playing Monopoly with commies. Plain and simple.

MadAxeman -> RE: Man Stabbed Over Monopoly Game (10/27/2011 6:37:15 PM)
It says he was cheating, so fuck him.

NocturnalStalker -> RE: Man Stabbed Over Monopoly Game (10/27/2011 7:09:37 PM)
I guess somebody's going to... Puts on sunglasses Go to jail.

JanahX -> RE: Man Stabbed Over Monopoly Game (10/27/2011 7:15:37 PM)
DONT KID YOURSELF!! Monopoly is serious business. There is another thread going on where a guy has his arsenal ready because he thinks the forum respondants are going to go and get him because we disagree with his views of financial dommes. People have to be prepared in these serious matters.

MadAxeman -> RE: Man Stabbed Over Monopoly Game (10/27/2011 7:41:40 PM)
Yeah, but this is Monopoly, he's an arsehole.

Amygdalin -> RE: Man Stabbed Over Monopoly Game (10/27/2011 9:47:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Epytropos If no one is bleeding when it's over, you're playing Monopoly with commies. Plain and simple. Sounds like something my mum would say. And yes, Nocturnal. Someone went to jail and did not pass go or collect 200 dollars...

MadAxeman -> RE: Man Stabbed Over Monopoly Game (10/27/2011 11:29:21 PM)
I think that was Noc's Horatio Caine impression. If you've spent all night gaining the upper hand only to find you're playing with a cheat, some retribution is called for. The principle is valid, all that is in question is the severity of punishment. Obviously we don't want to go to jail over a damned cheater. We have plenty of people here skilled in the ways of pain. Some can even leave no trace behind for the likes of Horatio Caine to find.

NocturnalStalker -> RE: Man Stabbed Over Monopoly Game (10/28/2011 12:06:44 AM)
Shoutouts to my boy down in Miami.

Termyn8or -> RE: Man Stabbed Over Monopoly Game (10/29/2011 12:15:32 AM)
FR If I don't get the car someone is fucking dead. You only beat people up for cheating. But see we are a mellow group of nuts, or real assholes when we try. I get the car or else there is no monopoly gsme, just a blaze of glory. All the social and humanitarian issues in the world do not add up to squat compared to having that car in the monopoly game. Get your priorities straight. T^T

MadAxeman -> RE: Man Stabbed Over Monopoly Game (10/29/2011 4:39:02 AM)
The car is for Penelope Pitstops. You can only legitimately kick butt with the old boot.

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Man Stabbed Over Monopoly Game (10/29/2011 5:12:07 AM)
I'm the horse or all bets are off. No fucking way am I going to be the lame iron or the boring thimble.

hlen5 -> RE: Man Stabbed Over Monopoly Game (10/29/2011 8:12:24 AM)
Top hat for me!! (And then flouncing out of the room after a win!)

Hillwilliam -> RE: Man Stabbed Over Monopoly Game (10/29/2011 10:34:07 AM)
Im the Dog here. If you can't eat it or fuck it, Piss on it.

dcnovice -> RE: Man Stabbed Over Monopoly Game (10/29/2011 11:54:45 AM)
Stabbing someone over Monopoly seems a tad excessive. Now Scrabble, on the other hand . . .

Amygdalin -> RE: Man Stabbed Over Monopoly Game (10/29/2011 12:12:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam Im the Dog here. Yeah. The dog is a good choice. If I can't have him it's the old boot. Otherwise, blood must be shed.

Amygdalin -> RE: Man Stabbed Over Monopoly Game (10/29/2011 12:15:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice Stabbing someone over Monopoly seems a tad excessive. Now Scrabble, on the other hand . . . Yeah, scrabble also has a violent history in my family. And what's even worse is Boggle. There is something just bad about a group of people with sharp pencils hovered over a tiny box of letters. All the while that hourglass runs out. You can feel the tension building...

Termyn8or -> RE: Man Stabbed Over Monopoly Game (10/29/2011 12:34:41 PM)
I once lost a really nice tape deck in a Scrabble game. From now on I only gamble on cards. T^T

TheHeretic -> RE: Man Stabbed Over Monopoly Game (10/29/2011 12:36:52 PM)
LOL! When I first took the woman I married home to meet the family, I made a point of telling her that they were very nice people, as long as the Monopoly board wasn't on the table. She learned. She hasn't won a game yet, either.

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