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LookieNoNookie -> RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERSITY? (10/28/2011 4:43:31 PM)
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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious
(This is going in off topic because I can't take it seriously enough to be a proper BDSM discussion.)
Yo. People. I've been here a while. Why didn't any of you tell me there was an online BDSM university?
http://bdsmuniversity.org/
I could've been studying for qualifications all this time! I didn't even realise I needed qualifications!
From their bumf for prospective students:
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BDSM University offers it’s student two important things. First and foremost, it offers a formalized education process that you can take at your own pace to learn and understand the BDSM Culture, its traditions and its ways by which we conduct our lives. Second, it gives you a level of credibility within your community (locally, regionally and nationally) that you have successfully spent time learning and seeking to understand the very nature of our Culture. Literally getting your Master’s degree in Mastery or submission. Then when you are interviewing a prospective sub/slave or Master/Dominant, you can ask – if they have completed the education process involved in becoming that which they claim.
Hear that? A level of NATIONAL CREDIBILITY, people! (Notice they don't say WHAT level of national credibility.) I could have been nationally credible to some unspecified level by now if you'd have told me about this! I could have had a 'Master's degree in Mastery'!
And the best bit? For each year you study there, they reward you with leather. And if you study for five? You're gifted with a cover, 'thus showing the community [you] have truly EARNED [your] position and title.' Like a REAL leather person. (Only not, obviously.)
I am BLAMING MY LACK OF A 'TRULY EARNED' COVER ON YOU GUYS, DENIZENS OF COLLARME. This is YOUR FAULT.
FEEL GUILTY.
(Heh.)
We didn't want to confuse you.
What with the Greek bond debentures, Italy claiming they had no chance, Spain with 24% unemployment.....we all got together and determined this would be too much.
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