popeye1250
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Joined: 1/27/2006 From: New Hampshire Status: offline
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Rule, noone will ever accuse you of being a comedian. You "protestith the loudest." Or in other words, "the one who smelt it dealt it." You must be like a skunk at a lawn party. Boy, those lefty types, I can just picture them as kids; "You stop that right now or I'm telling the Teacher!" One thing you can always use to bamboozle (spell check Rule?) them is to say something's "for the environment." If President Pantload told them they had to pack their asses with sand there'd be a run on sand bags at the Home Depot. And don't EVEN try to get on the beach! They'd be having ass packing contests on the beaches! "Hey! We have a winner!" "The South Bound Spincters (Rule,...sp? (you should know that one!) wiped the White House Genuflectors out by THREE pounds of sand!" "Ugh, I don't like packing sand!" "But President Pantload said it's great for the Environment!" "Yeah,...you're right I guess, hand me that pail over there." The Sandpackers would be riding around in their electric cars and when they broke down on the side of the road people would be driving by them giving them the finger. Ha, Ha, Ha.
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"But Your Honor, this is not a Jury of my Peers, these people are all decent, honest, law-abiding citizens!"
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