brightspot
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A man walks into a bar obviously dissheveled and stressed out.
He asked the bartender for a shot of strong whiskey striaght-up, when he gets his drink he stands up on his chair, holds up his glass and yells "I HATE LAWYERS AND ASSHOLES!" and sit's back down.
A very big man comes over to him puts his face right in this guys and says "I am Very, Very offended with what you just yelled across the bar.
The man responds with "Hey man I am really sorry, I have had a bad day, what kind of law do you practice?
The big man stares him in the eye and says "I happen to be an Asshole!"
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