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New Hires - 5/25/2006 11:06:22 PM

LaMalinche

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A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. you get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees."
The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no.
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something!!! "

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RE: New Hires - 5/26/2006 6:00:19 AM

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Brilliant!

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RE: New Hires - 5/26/2006 12:15:04 PM

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very nice. lol

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RE: New Hires - 5/26/2006 2:58:15 PM

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I work as a receptionist and executive assistant; I have sent tht joke around for years to every secretary and all the office staff I know and it awlays ends up on an executives desk, sad thing is, it's true. No one would miss the manager.

Thanks for the laugh. :o)

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