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Seeking Honey - 11/4/2011 5:57:29 PM   
Uncleduke316


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I'm looking for a slave to worship at my feet, the same way Honey does for Duke in Doonesbury.I want a doormat who will speak when spoken to, keep her head bowed and simply do as she's told. Her life's purpose is to make me happy. I need someone stable who will take care of me and help me enjoy the rest of my life. I don't do gor or shibari. I am simply old school. I need someone who doesn't have kids and doesn't want and/or can't have any. I have some experience with things like spanking, hair pulling and role playing but I know what I want: Simple obedience. Check my ad and if you ask nicely I will send you a pic. Prefer someone in my area or who can re establish herself here.
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RE: Seeking Honey - 11/4/2011 6:17:12 PM   
ashjor911


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RE: Seeking Honey - 11/4/2011 6:28:59 PM   
MistressDarkArt


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Status: offline 		Right. Sorry, darlin', don't know a single woman who would be bothered catering to your cartoon fantasies. But...good luck with all those thingies, and welcome to the CM 'Board of Education' where you are about to get educated in how real people actually do this in real life.

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RE: Seeking Honey - 11/4/2011 6:30:48 PM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		Um.  You have very little experience and want a 24/7 TPE slavegirl? 

I read your profile, and it sounds like you want someone to wait on you AND to support you financially as well.  If I've misread, I suggest you rewrite your profile to be clearer there.


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RE: Seeking Honey - 11/4/2011 6:33:20 PM   
Aynne88


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Oh come on now Mistress DarkArt, look at this on his profile, how can we resist?


"I want something that will go long term. SHE will be financially stable and be ready to take care of ME."
Hooboy ;-) we got a winner~



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RE: Seeking Honey - 11/4/2011 6:36:43 PM   
MistressDarkArt


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I read your profile, and it sounds like you want someone to wait on you AND to support you financially as well.  If I've misread, I suggest you rewrite your profile to be clearer there.



That's what I got too, DS. 100% squicky, icky, yucky, blechhhhh...

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RE: Seeking Honey - 11/4/2011 6:46:10 PM   
Matildax21x


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Status: offline 		First I was like, "Oh hey, go easy..." then I read his profile........

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RE: Seeking Honey - 11/4/2011 6:47:44 PM   
MistressDarkArt


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aynne88


Oh come on now Mistress DarkArt, look at this on his profile, how can we resist?


"I want something that will go long term. SHE will be financially stable and be ready to take care of ME."
Hooboy ;-) we got a winner~



Bad MDA! She gets the belt, HARD! Please forgive this worthless doormat, Aynne, you are SO absolutely right. I meant to say, "Yeehaw ladies, line forms to the left!"



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RE: Seeking Honey - 11/4/2011 6:50:58 PM   
thishereboi


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Status: offline 		Well you might find a doormat who dreams of staying home and kneeling meekly at your feet and never utter a independent thought. And you might find a women who is financially independent (although why she would want to support you is beyond me). But the chances of finding both in one woman is pretty doubtful. So all I can say is good luck with that

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RE: Seeking Honey - 11/5/2011 4:00:30 PM   
DarkSteven


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quote:

ORIGINAL: thishereboi

Well you might find a doormat who dreams of staying home and kneeling meekly at your feet and never utter a independent thought. And you might find a women who is financially independent (although why she would want to support you is beyond me). But the chances of finding both in one woman is pretty doubtful.


Um, don't forget the third qualification: that she wants him.


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RE: Seeking Honey - 11/5/2011 4:04:58 PM   
tazzygirl


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Status: offline 		please tell me the OP Isnt wondering why he is still alone.

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RE: Seeking Honey - 11/6/2011 6:36:58 AM   
OohAahMrs


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Status: offline 		Hey uncle, did you see that sketch on Southpark, that won best comedy cartoon? I'm still laughing now!

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RE: Seeking Honey (RI) - 11/6/2011 7:09:09 AM   
kalikshama


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Status: offline 		Rhode Island has an active kink scene. I suggest you go to local events, cuz you're not going to get much honey with that profile.

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RE: Seeking Honey (RI) - 11/6/2011 7:58:25 AM   
Delilya


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Status: offline 		Yeah, um, good luck

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RE: Seeking Honey - 11/6/2011 10:43:33 AM   
BurntKitty


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From: Here To Eternity.
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RE: Seeking Honey - 11/6/2011 12:45:37 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Welcome to CM and the boards.  I doubt you'll find your honey here.  How about getting out into the real world and finding out that a large percentage of submissives aren't doormats.  Who'd want someone with nothing to say?  Get pretty boring. 

And o yeah, good luck with that thingie, really, best of luck.   

Now you guys know I'm just gonna have to go look at his profile now don'tcha?  Buncha meanies!   I read it, stick to porn and online, you'll have better luck. 

ETA:  Now that thar iz whatcha call horse puckey!!


< Message edited by tiggerspoohbear -- 11/6/2011 1:24:10 PM >

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RE: Seeking Honey - 11/6/2011 12:48:52 PM   
myotherself


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Status: offline 		I looked at his profile.


DAAAAYUMMM!!!

Welcome and all that...but don't hold your breath for finding your Stepford Wife

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RE: Seeking Honey - 11/6/2011 12:56:06 PM   
Lucylastic


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Status: offline 		I bet his mom loves him!

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RE: Seeking Honey - 11/6/2011 12:56:47 PM   
WinsomeDefiance


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Status: offline 		Welcome to CM, best of luck in your search.

Off  topic  - we get so many threads about female dominants demanding money, but we  seldom see threads about male dominants who look for slaves to support them.  I know a mess load of dominant males who have done that over the years.

Anyway, good luck finding Honey.  Get yourself a Clifford or Marmaduke, and spawn yourself a Bart or Calvin and you'll have a full life, or at least a full cartoon page.

WinD

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RE: Seeking Honey - 11/6/2011 1:00:47 PM   
LadyHibiscus


Posts: 27124
Joined: 8/15/2005
From: Island Of Misfit Toys
Status: offline 		I know lots of "doms" who lived off their women...probably the same ones WinD is thinking of! So good luck, dude!

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