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thompsonx -> RE: When will these military veterans learn (11/7/2011 1:02:14 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Aylee
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ORIGINAL: thompsonx
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There are folks smart enough in the Air Force to do that?
Who would have thunk it.
It has been my experience that the air force has the highest avg. iq of the services. I have nothing to base this on except my experience. If someone has something to validate or disprove my experiences I would be interested in hearing them.
Zoomies have high IQs? Have you ever noticed that we haven't won a war since the Air Force became its own service?
The last war the u.s. won was the spanish american war...before there were airplanes.
I guess they're the military equivalent of France.
If it were not for the military assistance of france there would be no u.s.
US Air Force (Chair Force) Rules:
1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what's on HBO..
4. Ask 'What is a gunfight?'
5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Point presentation.
6. Wine & dine ''key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption.
When I was in viet nam I stole an air force uniform and chow pass...why?
Without the uniform you could not go in the mess hall...er...dining room... without the chow pass I would have had to eat b's.
I just found th a/f to be a bit more civilized in their approach to war. Air conditoned barracks, edible food, dishes not metal trays, table cloths,music in the dining room and those serving the food were polite and would never put gravy on your ice cream
I am former Army. And thanks for the well wishes!
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