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GoddessRhiannon -> Wrapped in Plastic (10/20/2004 6:08:44 PM)

One morning, a security guard walked through a warehouse in New Orleans, looking to relieve the nightshift guard. After looking around for a while, he stumbled on the 34-year-old man, wrapped in clear plastic from head to toe, save a snorkel protruding out the top.
Closer examination by the coroner revealed a a truly sorry tale. The man was completely naked, with semen on his thigh and right hand. In his left was a knife, which he had vainly used to free himself from this "cocoon" after the snorkel slipped off. By the way, they searched his car, where he apparently lived, and found several articles of female clothing.

Source: The American Journal of Forensic Medicine and Pathology; 6(2):151-152, June 1985




srahfox -> RE: Wrapped in Plastic (10/21/2004 2:44:51 PM)

There are certain things you just should never do alone. I have a friend who was trying to make a clothing pattern for herself, there is a very wonderful method of doing so and getting a perfect fit. You simply wrap yourself in duct tape (Wear a trashy shirt underneath) and then cut off where you want the seams. TaDa perfect. However she did it to herself and could get the part under her arm cut without hurting herself. She had to call a friend (My husband who was the only one home) to come help her.
So you know. Yep, it does make great patterns




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