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Joke of the day - 11/7/2011 7:54:20 PM

EZlikeSunMoanin

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Three women are watching a television show about how to spice up their sex lives. The host tells the ladies in the viewing audience to go out, buy a sexy leather boustier, high heel boots and a leather mask and surprise their men that evening. The three women agree and plan to meet the following week and talk about the outcomes.

A week later, the three women meet at a coffee shop to discuss the events. The first women says "I waited for my boyfriend to come home from work and was waiting for him at the door. When he got home, he picked me up, carried me to the bedroom and we made love all night!"

The second lady says "The man I'm seeing was working late the other night, so I went to his office to surprise him. He threw me on his desk and had his way with me for two hours!"

The third lady says, "I put the itmes on and walked into the kitchen where my husband was. He took one look at me and said 'What's for dinner, Batman?"

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RE: Joke of the day - 11/7/2011 8:00:32 PM

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RE: Joke of the day - 11/8/2011 12:33:39 PM

Ary

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THE NUN AND THE HIPPIE

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.
He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"

"No," she replies, "I'm married to God."
She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!"

"Yeah?", says the hippie.

"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.

"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his Face.
"Have sex with me."

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex,
as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.

'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.

"Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!"

"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!

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