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Eat it or not?


LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! (both)
  17% (18)
I am the master.
  8% (9)
Hate eating out girls.
  2% (3)
Will do it but must be shaved.
  8% (9)
Love getting eaten.
  15% (16)
Hate getting eaten.
  7% (8)
i wouldnt do or let anyone do that EVER!!!
  1% (2)
I could do it for hours!
  20% (21)
Total turn on.
  16% (17)


Total Votes : 103
(last vote on : 11/12/2011 9:24:49 AM)
(Poll ended: 11/12/2011 5:00:00 PM)


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HeatherMcLeather -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/9/2011 10:03:47 PM)

quote:

I think that, on the whole, women don't quite get how men feel about their dicks. They're not generally very proud of them, nor do they generally have any great loathing for them. They just think that they're a bit silly.
Then why are they always trying to convince me that their particular penis will "cure" my lesbianism?

Anyway, eating pussy is the whole point of life. I would like to say I prefer to eat rather than be eaten, but that just isn't true. [:)]



Epytropos -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/9/2011 10:17:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HeatherMcLeather

quote:

I think that, on the whole, women don't quite get how men feel about their dicks. They're not generally very proud of them, nor do they generally have any great loathing for them. They just think that they're a bit silly.
Then why are they always trying to convince me that their particular penis will "cure" my lesbianism?

Anyway, eating pussy is the whole point of life. I would like to say I prefer to eat rather than be eaten, but that just isn't true. [:)]


Cuz that's a win-win for us. If you agree and it turns out you can't be turned back, we get a great story to tell about the time we talked a lesbian into sleeping with us. If you agree and it turns out you can be turned, we have a world-class story about the time we talked a lesbian into sleeping with us and she turned straight because of how amazing we were in the sack. Either way, we get laid and a story that moves us up several rungs on the guy ladder. It doesn't take any faith whatsoever in our cocks' ability to effect some change in you because there is no downside (apart from the obvious 'being a dickhole' thing, but honestly I think that bothers people less than they pretend it does [;)]).



Sundowner -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/10/2011 1:03:08 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Arpig

quote:

You could try "Twentyone is awesome". That works. Or "Twentyone has a mind which makes razors redundant".
You could. Or you could be honest.



I've known 21 for many years, in and out of threads, and she's like us - human and fallible. I don't worship her as a sycophant and we've tussled somewhat heatedly at times; but truth be told I respect her more than most in this place for a wide range of different qualities I've seen (including the good sense to know what to say online and what to say in private); and she wasn't made a Mod because she's a witless fool. But as I said, I'm fallible; you may know better.









xxblushesxx -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/10/2011 3:06:49 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner

quote:

ORIGINAL: Arpig

quote:

You could try "Twentyone is awesome". That works. Or "Twentyone has a mind which makes razors redundant".
You could. Or you could be honest.



I've known 21 for many years, in and out of threads, and she's like us - human and fallible. I don't worship her as a sycophant and we've tussled somewhat heatedly at times; but truth be told I respect her more than most in this place for a wide range of different qualities I've seen (including the good sense to know what to say online and what to say in private); and she wasn't made a Mod because she's a witless fool. But as I said, I'm fallible; you may know better.









SD is not only right, he is also a sweet guy. (sorry SD, I didn't mean to blow your cover...I know you'd prefer something else to be blown...)



Sundowner -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/11/2011 12:11:15 PM)


<hugs the kind blushes>


I note your "blow" reference (a Freudian reference while 21 was in your mind?) but hey - in view of the shock horror revelation that some girls don't enjoy being eaten, could it be that some men don't enjoy blowjobs?

I think we should be told.






xxblushesxx -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/11/2011 1:54:24 PM)

I'm quite sure you're not one of those guys, SD!



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/11/2011 5:38:32 PM)

I love to be eaten, man or woman, as long as they know what the hell they're doing.  Going at it like a dog slurping water from his dish is just blech!  But someone who's got it down to a fine art?  O yeah, go baby go!

Turns out I'm also really really good at going down on a female, and I love it.  Who'da thunk my first time woulda made a Domme quiver and quake and not believe she was my first.

I'm oral, very much so, again, man or woman, I love to go down as much as I love to be gone down on. 



SuzeQ -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/11/2011 5:57:33 PM)

quote:

made a Domme quiver and quake

I like going down a lot. I really like everything about it, especially the ease with which you can do just that to a girl.
quote:

I love to be eaten, man or woman, as long as they know what the hell they're doing.

I like being gone down on as well, but it never really was the big thrill to me until I met Heather and Hannah. Now they know what the Hell they are doing and then some, especially Hannah. O! M! G!



Sundowner -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/12/2011 7:43:16 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SuzeQ
... it never really was the big thrill to me until I met Heather and Hannah. Now they know what the Hell they are doing and then some, especially Hannah. O! M! G!


So Suze, to help mankind (especially the womankind part) could you or Hannah give a simple outline guide to what makes great oral?

Long ago someone advised that the giver should use his or her tongue to outline the letters of the alphabet in sequence on and around the clitoris (or roughly where it ought to be if you can't find it) and just keep going till she appears to come. That (and champagne for those who remember) worked brilliantly for blondestar but I'm concerned now, reading some of these posts, that other girls may at the time have just been faking it and were actually pondering the state of the world economy instead of enjoying my hard work. And, whilst enjoyable, it is hard work; one would rather it wasn't wasted.

Your advice (or indeed advice from any other kindly lady) would help us hugely.






HannahLynn -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/12/2011 8:17:03 AM)

depends on the cunt you're eating. each one has different sweet spots, so rather than concentrating on your technique you should be concentrating on her reactions. some like their clit attacked, some like it teased. some like their lips nibbled, some don't.  its like any sex act, it has to be focused on the one you're fucking, women are weird, when you go down on me, i want you to be eating my cunt, not your last girlfriend's.

i am always fucking amused by men wanting tips on how to make love to a woman. i always answer them "give me a fucking hour in bed with her and i'll tell you". its really fucking simple. you make love to HER, not to some fucking generic woman.

fuck people, i would fucking think this shit would be obvious, but since it seems it isn't, here are some general rules based on the large number of cunts eaten.
- pay fucking attention to her!!! you're eating her cunt, i don't give a flying fuck if you're the most masterly master of all fucking time, while your face is buried in her twat it is all about her.
- don't go for the clit right away.
- keep the slobbering down - if you do it right she'll provide all the fucking moisture you could ever want and then some.
- go slow, take your fucking time. approach her as if you're a fucking epicure dining on truffles, not like some fucking somali kid with his first bowl of gruel in a month.
- the area between the lips and her leg, that little area there is really fucking sensitive, but often ticklish so tread carefully.
- pressure on the clit is just as fucking useful as rapidity.
- vary your shit, change things the fuck up regularly.
- you have hands, use them for fuck's sake
- if your favorite trick isn't working, drop it, you're not going to train her to fucking like what you think she should.
- be a slave to that cunt. while you're down there it fucking owns you. serve it, not your fucking ego.

a couple of examples:
- heather likes her clit flicked rapidly with the tip of my tongue, it gets right the fuck off, but suze finds that distracting.
- both suze and cheri really like it when i press the flat of my tongue hard against their clit sort of mashing the fucker down down and moving it back and forth, but cheri only likes that in short doses while suze likes it done for longer periods.
- cheri likes her lips bitten quite hard  but not pulled, heather likes hers sucked and pulled on a lot, and suze doesn't really like hers played with much at all till she's cum a few times, and then she likes them fucking chewed on.

see, every cunt is different and you have to learn each one and treat it as the unique fucking playground it is.



Sundowner -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/12/2011 8:55:51 AM)


Thanks Hannah but <sighs> you've made it harder not easier - you're saying girls are different? Sheesh, it's tough enough as is without having to work out whether she's a flicker, a presser or a biter. Or a "none of the above".

But seriously, thanks.

Conversing with you takes me back to my days in the Army, where every squaddie used "fuck" as a mental prop. The unconscious subtleties of meaning between "what the fuck are you on about" and "what are you fucking on about" were a source of amused debate in the Officers' Mess. The drawback was that I got so used to it I found myself using the fuck word for emphasis myself and I've never completely lost the habit. It goes down badly when one's excited about something and comes out with "fuck" in the boardroom or with a client. Strangely though the squaddies never used it when writing.










shivermetimbers -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/12/2011 8:58:29 AM)

Great jokes. I can only add one.


Show me a man who doesn't eat his wife's pussy, and I'll show you a neighbor who does.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/12/2011 9:01:27 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HannahLynn

- you have hands, use them for fuck's sake]



This. I know it's called ORAL sex, but criminy there is NOTHING more annoying than endless slurping and no proper stimulation.



LaTigresse -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/12/2011 9:04:23 AM)

And be careful with the finger nails!!!

One sharp snag and *poof* that moment can be overrrrrrr. And yeah, guys, even thought they are not long and painted prettily you've still got them.

In reading this thread I am reminded of a Seinfeld episode and George getting busted having notes written on his hand.



GreedyTop -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/12/2011 9:04:29 AM)

damn, Hannah.. that should be a sticky (no pun intended) somewhere!



InDaWind -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/12/2011 9:12:13 AM)

Hanah, I must say, that is one of the best fucking posts I've ever read.

Instructive, to the point and even examples to illustrate your fucking point. Not TMI either.

Fucking Bravo ! [sm=applause.gif]



Sundowner -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/12/2011 9:36:36 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse
And be careful with the finger nails!!!
One sharp snag and *poof* that moment can be overrrrrrr. And yeah, guys, even thought they are not long and painted prettily you've still got them.


A lesbian friend pointed out to me that, for this reason, short nails are how you identify a lesbian.

So ...

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
quote:

ORIGINAL: HannahLynn
- you have hands, use them for fuck's sake]

This. I know it's called ORAL sex, but criminy there is NOTHING more annoying than endless slurping and no proper stimulation.


Most of us men have a rough idea of what we might do to please our ladies but that's all it often is - a rough idea. Like most other people, I don't need anyone to tell me how to live my life but I do so value other people's ideas and suggestions; and I'm bright enough and experienced enough to be selective in deciding what suggestions to adopt or to try. As it is in general life, so it is in sex - your ideas, sweet girls, are interesting and can be helpful.

For example a girl once suggested to me that there was a thing called foreplay which can help. Of course I've only occasionally tried it (I'm a bloke after all) but hey - at least she tried to be helpful and it may well be that in the right circumstances foreplay could be useful at times.

Please please don't be bashful or reticent (Hannah wasn't and see the thanks and praise she's received) - help us with your clever tips. (And no need to bleat out the standard CM post comment - yes, of course everyone's different).








GreedyTop -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/12/2011 9:38:38 AM)

toad.



HannahLynn -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/12/2011 9:39:23 AM)

thanks all, i have decided i'll give a similar answer in the cocksucking thread, but i don't have the fucking time right now, as i have some cunt eating to do. see you this evening, or tomorrow, depending on how long our tongues hold out.


<picture snoopy doing his suppertime dance>



BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/12/2011 9:40:09 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: HannahLynn

depends on the cunt you're eating. each one has different sweet spots, so rather than concentrating on your technique you should be concentrating on her reactions. some like their clit attacked, some like it teased. some like their lips nibbled, some don't.  its like any sex act, it has to be focused on the one you're fucking, women are weird, when you go down on me, i want you to be eating my cunt, not your last girlfriend's.

i am always fucking amused by men wanting tips on how to make love to a woman. i always answer them "give me a fucking hour in bed with her and i'll tell you". its really fucking simple. you make love to HER, not to some fucking generic woman.

fuck people, i would fucking think this shit would be obvious, but since it seems it isn't, here are some general rules based on the large number of cunts eaten.
- pay fucking attention to her!!! you're eating her cunt, i don't give a flying fuck if you're the most masterly master of all fucking time, while your face is buried in her twat it is all about her.
- don't go for the clit right away.
- keep the slobbering down - if you do it right she'll provide all the fucking moisture you could ever want and then some.
- go slow, take your fucking time. approach her as if you're a fucking epicure dining on truffles, not like some fucking somali kid with his first bowl of gruel in a month.
- the area between the lips and her leg, that little area there is really fucking sensitive, but often ticklish so tread carefully.
- pressure on the clit is just as fucking useful as rapidity.
- vary your shit, change things the fuck up regularly.
- you have hands, use them for fuck's sake
- if your favorite trick isn't working, drop it, you're not going to train her to fucking like what you think she should.
- be a slave to that cunt. while you're down there it fucking owns you. serve it, not your fucking ego.

a couple of examples:
- heather likes her clit flicked rapidly with the tip of my tongue, it gets right the fuck off, but suze finds that distracting.
- both suze and cheri really like it when i press the flat of my tongue hard against their clit sort of mashing the fucker down down and moving it back and forth, but cheri only likes that in short doses while suze likes it done for longer periods.
- cheri likes her lips bitten quite hard  but not pulled, heather likes hers sucked and pulled on a lot, and suze doesn't really like hers played with much at all till she's cum a few times, and then she likes them fucking chewed on.

see, every cunt is different and you have to learn each one and treat it as the unique fucking playground it is.



YEP. This should definitely be a sticky.

Do you mind if I borrow this please? (with full credit to the author of course)



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