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Ninebelowzero -> Ballcuzzi (11/8/2011 1:38:01 PM)

Apparently, you fill a teapot with warm water & bubble bath. sit your nutsack in it & get your lover to blow down the spout, thus tickling & stimulating your balls.

Any volunteers ladies? I wanna try this.




mnottertail -> RE: Ballcuzzi (11/8/2011 1:41:41 PM)

English Chap: I say!!!! Lord Baltimore, join me in a cup of tea?
Lord Baltimore: No, you get in first, and I'll see if there's room enough left for me.




Lucylastic -> RE: Ballcuzzi (11/8/2011 1:41:47 PM)

gonna need a big MF piece of tube to go from stoke to toronto, so let me know how it goes!!!!
lmao




Hillwilliam -> RE: Ballcuzzi (11/8/2011 1:42:23 PM)

Whole new aspect to teabagging.




Marc2b -> RE: Ballcuzzi (11/8/2011 1:44:53 PM)

That's kid stuff!

You wanna have a real fun time? Dip your balls in cream and squat in a room full of kittens.




Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ballcuzzi (11/8/2011 1:45:06 PM)

I like the way you are thinking.




Lucylastic -> RE: Ballcuzzi (11/8/2011 1:46:34 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

That's kid stuff!

You wanna have a real fun time? Dip your balls in cream and squat in a room full of kittens.

volunteering Marc?
or puppies and peanut butter??
dear god Im as sick as you are!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Ballcuzzi (11/8/2011 1:58:17 PM)

~cackle~

You know this is the kind of thing I am totally up for. And it would go on YouTube IMMEDIATELY! We would wear glamourous carnivale masks.




Lucylastic -> RE: Ballcuzzi (11/8/2011 2:01:00 PM)

yesssssssssssssss:)
heeeee
LOL




Marc2b -> RE: Ballcuzzi (11/8/2011 2:01:35 PM)

quote:

volunteering Marc?
or puppies and peanut butter??
dear god Im as sick as you are!


I think the puppies would nip a little to hard. I'll stick with the kittens and their rough tongues. Of course, kittens like to dig their claws into things that move... so their may be a down side to my plan.





Lucylastic -> RE: Ballcuzzi (11/8/2011 2:59:23 PM)

and their teeth are wicked!!!!
altho puppies are just as bad
I do get your point about the tongue tho...




Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ballcuzzi (11/8/2011 3:05:11 PM)

OMG you tried it?




Missokyst -> RE: Ballcuzzi (11/8/2011 3:16:09 PM)

If you are just looking for the tickle that would happen with blowing bubbles in the cup, try alka-seltzer. One cup, plop plop, fizz fizz.. Of course it does lack the potential for sucking and a warm pair of lips.




Lucylastic -> RE: Ballcuzzi (11/8/2011 3:21:09 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

OMG you tried it?



I have a fertile mind... puppies n kittens( or any aminal) is outta my dont go there limit zone, but my mind more than makes up for my morals




TheFireWithinMe -> RE: Ballcuzzi (11/8/2011 3:23:28 PM)

quote:

or puppies and peanut butter??
dear god Im as sick as you are!


Yeah and it only takes ONE puppy who decides to take a bite instead of licking and....buhbye ball sack




Lucylastic -> RE: Ballcuzzi (11/8/2011 3:24:55 PM)

my point egggggxackerly!!!




TheFireWithinMe -> RE: Ballcuzzi (11/8/2011 3:45:31 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

my point egggggxackerly!!!


Oh...

Geez you're evul!




Lucylastic -> RE: Ballcuzzi (11/8/2011 4:19:59 PM)

Preeens , thankyou:)




TheFireWithinMe -> RE: Ballcuzzi (11/8/2011 4:33:35 PM)

<beams>your welcome




hardcybermaster -> RE: Ballcuzzi (11/8/2011 5:24:10 PM)

I have a pet elephant chained to the bottom of my swimming pool, it can only breath through it's trunk. When I want a good BJ I just jam my cock up one nostril and put a big fat joint up the other one, happy days




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