poise -> RE: Spot The Lie. (11/11/2011 6:33:00 AM)
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Peon, please turn your head and don't look at this thread ever again. [:(] I am about to sully that sparkling pure image you have of me. 1) I was mentioned as inspiration in a published book of poetry. True. I used to participate in a few poetry boards, and in 2002, this man published his first book of poetry. He has since written several more. 2) I have won several wet tshirt contests, without ever wearing a tshirt. True. In my early twenties, I entered and won three of them. I don’t have big breasticles, but I usually wore a lacey cotton camisole as opposed to a tshirt, and I think I won based on my sweet and innocent demeanor as well as presentation and attitude. 3) I placed 3rd in St Gabriels’Annual Jambalaya Cookoff. False. I can cook a mean jambalaya, but I’ve never entered a cooking contest. 4) I was once the victim of a hit and run accident. Painfully true. It happened back in 79, I was walking home with a friend of mine….. (yes, I even wrote a poem about it!) I think Hillwilliams lie is #2. He has never been in jail.
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